hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

Chilchuck Timbs 👞

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

chilchuck really revolutionizing the tumblr sexyman by appealing to both the grumpy middle aged divorcee fans and the baby faced twink fans

"Laios doesn't know what sex is"(Bad, infantilizes autistic people)

"Laios is super horny"(Closer, but incorrect) I am here to say the truth: Laios is one of those sex-positive asexual guys, and in a modern setting would be one of those guys who has encyclopedic knowledge of BDSM rope-ties and positions, but doesn't actually get anything out of it, and just thinks it's really neat

When I say Dungeon Meshi is on level with Tolkien’s works I’m being insanely serious. It has such an insane level of care and detail put into it with a clear love for the genre. The pacing matches that of epics similar to how Tolkien wrote his books. Of course I’m not to say these stories are comparable in ways of what the stories are about, they both handle incredibly different themes, but dungeon manga is derivative of D&D and D&D is derivative of Tolkien.

In a very common genre it stands out with an extreme amount of attention to detail and in-depth world building. It’s also predictable in the best way possible, it doesn’t rely on shock value to surprise and excite you. Throughout the entire story there was never any point that any decisions from any of the characters felt out of place.

And on top of it all it’s an extremely relatable piece an an autistic person. Laios as an autistic character is so fucking well written and his narrative is shaped very strongly around the experience of growing up autistic.

I could keep going on and on about why I think Dunmeshi is fucking peak fantasy but literally y’all know what I’m about. Read it if you haven’t I’m so serious.

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

it’s time

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

it’s time

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

I T S T I M E

ITS TIME

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

it’s time.

Time

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

MARCH

IT’S TIME

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

<3 IT’S TIME <3

guys we are only 100,100 notes off we can do this!

MARCHOWEEN

honest to fuck, after the year-long March 2020, y’all can celebrate Halloween whenever the fuck you want. Time has no meaning. It has always been March. it will be March forever. 

World Heritage Post

and this gem is back on my dash <3

it’s march 2023 motherfuckers

MARCH MARCH

Guys …. I think it’s time.

MARCH MARCH

happy halloweeen!!!!!!

YEAAAAHHH MARCH 2024!!! HAPPY HALLOWED WIENER

You know what time it is

need more women with swords giving me wisdom tbh

why do people always only expect you to have one thing. one disorder one pet one gender one pronouns one name one favorite movie one crush one best friend. like why do I have an inventory limit

She's such a nerd I love her

For those who didn't know, Ryoko Kui did an interview for the most recent issue of Weekly Famitsu where she talked about her history with gaming, which included this page of "Elves from foreign RPGs".

In the interview, she mentioned a number of games that she enjoyed or were important during the creation of the Dungeon Meshi. Translated lists courtesy of Twitter Rodanosaurus:

@stick-arms

[Tweet by Gillian Branstetter reads “If enforcing gender norms requires a constant state of surveillance and censorship then they probably aren’t as biological or innate as you think they are]

This post is now a work of political art that is just A+

whenever i say ‘yee’ im not saying yes in a cutesy way im quoting this thing

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

well if you close your eyes

No good. It almost feels like nothing changed at all

hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??

@prompeachy your tag, it killed me dead

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Tommy Tallarico's house is for sale

Witness the end