TOLD YOU. ZOOMER.

bad influence sentence starters.

’ come on, it’s no big deal. ’ ’ can you throw caution to the wind just this once. ’ ’ why do you hang around people who are a bad influence? ’ ’ my parents think you’re a bad influence on me. ’ ’ it’s not going to kill you to do it this one time. ’ ’ don’t worry, i never get caught. ’ ’ it’s not like they’re going to catch us. ’ ’ are you in or are you out? haven’t got all day. ’ ’ you distract them and i’ll run inside real quick. ’ ’ if we get caught just tell them i forced you too. ’ ’ it’s not rocket science, just sneak out when they go to sleep. ’ ’ come on, it’s not like it’ll be the end of the world. ’ ’ it’s not sneaking out if they never find out. ’ ’ i’m sorry, remind me of what a guilty conscience is again? ’ ’ it’s okay to break the rules sometimes. ’ ’ you can’t die from bending the rules a little. ’ ’ they’ll never find out because neither of us will tell, right? ’ ’ i won’t tell if you don’t tell. ’ ’ are you going to snitch me out if we get caught? ’ ’ are you going to come with me or not? ’ ’ it’s not that hard to tell a little lie. ’ ’ don’t worry, i got it covered. ’ ’ stop being such a big chicken all the time. ’ ’ you seriously need to do this stuff more. ’ ’ this is not being a criminal, we’re just having fun. ’ ’ i’m not under the influence, okay? i can drive. ’ ’ it’s just a one time thing, how bad can it be? ’ ’ it’s not like you have to do it every day. ’ ’ they will not find out, i promise. ’ ’ no one will know because we’ll do it at night. ’ ’ it’s not like anyone can actually get hurt. ’ ’ you’re going like that? you clearly over think too much. ’ ’ it’s just some stupid party, calm down. ’ ’ if you don’t come then who’s going to make i don’t do anything stupid? ’ ’ you are such a party pooper sometimes. ’ ’ stop being a sissy and just do it already. ’ ’ stop being a crybaby, just do it. ’ ’ i’ll do it with you, come on. ’ ’ okay, on the count of three, you ready? ’ ’ it’s not like you’re stepping out to commit murder! ’ ’ stop thinking so much and just do. ’ ’ why don’t ever wanna do something with me? ’ ’ it’s not illegal, just come on. ’ ’ you have to prove your not a chicken. ’ ’ you never want to do anything, why not? ’ ’ come on, we’re going to play chicken on the road. ’ ’ it’s a harmless prank, can you just chill. ’ ’ nothing wrong can happen with a prank. ’ ’ just tell your parents you’re coming to my house for the night. ’ ’ it’s not that hard to lie to your parents. i do it all the time. ’ ’ one day, you’ll realize, it’s not that bad. ’ ’ you cannot go and tattletale this time. ’ ’ just so you know, no one likes a tattletale. ’ ’ are you actually crying right now? i can’t tell. ’ ’ seriously, man up already and do it! ’ ’ for the record, nothing i do is actually illegal. ’ ’ come on, it’s going to be so much fun. ’

how this happened, i am still so unclear. but thank you from the BOTTOM of my cold, dead heart for 250+ followers of my little damaged girl. in the nine months i’ve been writing her, the ST fandom has been through the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. having seen pretty much every end of the rpc spectrum, i am so so so grateful for where my blog is right now. surrounded by some of the most supportive, inclusive, and talented writers i’ve ever met. bolstered constantly by a community that is kind, patient, and judgment free. this is just a poor attempt to say thank you to some of the people who make it that way. 

THE RIDE OR DIE — people who have been with me through thick and thin

THE INNER CIRCLE — people who shape my rpc experience into what it is

THE NIFTY NEIGHBORS — people whose blogs i admire but don’t get to interact with much

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