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@myriad-of-passionate-pettiness

Yeah that’s all I got for you
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iamnmbr3

Plot twist: Voldemort started using Occlumency to block his connection to Harry in book 6 because he got tired of constantly hearing Harry's thoughts about Draco's sparkling light grey eyes and sleek blond hair.

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rboooks

Voldemort, in the middle of a meeting, grabbing his head in agony: No, no, not again

Lucius: Whats the matter my Lord?

Voldemort crying: I can't go through the teenage angst again. Tell your son to stop.

Lucius: What did Draco do-

Voldemort: JUST TELL HIM TO STOP.

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raineaxolotl

Come watch Dead Boy Detectives!

We have:

  • Bitchy boy from Hell
  • Friendly guy who solves 90% of problems with a cricket bat
  • Girl with a demon in her head who can see your memories (but not her own)
  • Anxious shut-in girl who is actually really friendly and colourful
  • Lesbian whose Big Knife makes up for her awkward attitude
  • A murderous 300ish year old witch who would unironically call herself a girlboss
  • Bird
  • Really tiny, really bitchy iconic duo that feeds on attention
  • Not a Catboy, but a CatmanTM
  • Cute librarian :)
  • A man with a catchphrase who is also a walrus. He will sell you approximately something slightly to the left of what you asked for
  • A demon with nothing better to do than bother his ex
  • Victorian girl with a glowing squid for a pet
  • Immortal CPS worker with too much paperwork
  • Death played by Kirby Howell-Baptiste
  • One (1) man with no trauma
  • The best take on Lilith I've ever seen. That's not a joke it's just my honest opinion
  • Ghost postman. He delivers the ghost post
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majorgammage

Convinced the Cat King was so in to Edwin because cats always gravitate to the person least likely to pet them. You have crippling allergies and might die if I touch you? You’re my favorite. You’re a repressed little Victorian boy who flinches if I show you the slightest affection? Obsessed.

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hi chat have this payneland edit i needed to make smth possessed me. anyway ih ignore that its the same image of charles twice.... there is like no ss's or gifs of 1x07 GRRHEHDHSG

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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is

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gotta hand it to charles for being so insane that edwin didn't even think that he could possibly be a hallucination or another hell trick, he was immediately like "of course, charles would come to hell for me. he's such an idiot. this is entirely in character."

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I love stories that are love stories but aren’t about romantic love!!!!!!!!! even if they contain romantic love it’s not the focus!!! and love for friends and community and strangers is shown as valuable and worthwhile!!!

I love stories about love ESPECIALLY when they aren't about romantic love!!!! IT MAKES ME SAD WHEN ITS TREATED AS IF ROMANTIC LOVE IS THE GREATEST THING HUMANS CAN ACHIEVE and not as equal to other forms of love!!! I love when love towards friends and family and community and strangers is seen as important and worth it!!!

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charles died in 1989. edwin escaped in 1989. from what edwin says when charles was dying, it can be assumed that it had not been very long since he escaped. that means that after escaping from soul-destroying torture that he suffered through for literal decades, what he decided to do with his well earned freedom, is take care of this boy he found in the attic. he knew, immediately, that charles was dying, and he stayed anyway. he risked everything for a person he had only known for moments.

as insane as charles was for picking edwin over a peaceful afterlife after only knowing him for a couple hours, edwin chose charles despite the chance he could be sent to hell after knowing him for seconds. they chose each other over everything else, and they keep choosing each other. til the end of the line.

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dazzlerazz

Screw terfs n all but are you normal about transgirls who don't want to medically transition? Are you normal about transguys with boobs who don't wear binders? Are you normal about the trans people who only want to socially transition because that's what's right for them? Are you normal about the transgirls with beards? Are you normal about the transguys who love their curves? Screw terfs, but are you normal about trans people?

Screw terfs, but do you prioritize the love and safety and comfort of trans people over spiting a terf?

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vexwerewolf

Anyone who loves to make TERFs miserable is my ally but only a person who loves to make trans people happy is my friend

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