celery DOES have a taste and that taste is BAD

i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want i want

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day

Currently sobbing into my hands.

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

Autism

So the barbie movie happened 😭😭😭😭