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sorry about my constant depressive episodes. its just that i have issues and also problems
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i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often
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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”
me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶
Every time I go to rural king when they have chicks I wonder if today is the day I come home with a flock of them
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Hard at work at the yaoi factory
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They fucking called fujOSHA on us
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i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU
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hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯
microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight
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i love her
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kafka was so right i literally could have built the pyramids with the effort it has taken me to cling onto life and reason
Ricky's been sick all day, lethargic and vomiting (including projectile vomiting on the new couch) , not eating, barely drinking. I was afraid he had a bowel obstruction so I've been fretting all day. He just went outside, shit out two socks in one go, and is now having an absolute bonanza feeling better. Little motherfucker
My dad changed my oil today and said that my 2011 civic is finally getting to That Point. I certainly don't have money for a new new car and maybe when I get back to work can afford a cheap car payment for something used, but damn.
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I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared
You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me
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happy 4/20
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if y'all don't shut up about that woman and put on gasolina by daddy yankee.......
Finally watched the original Star wars trilogy with C. Pretty good. Needs more gonk
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nothing canon era fic writers could come up with will ever be as cruel as modern au fic writers putting these guys in the most basic modern scenarios. like he was born to live & die by the blade, his story was over before it began. and you made him take the bus and work a 9 to 5 job