I love phan, but I love dan and phil more

bye i hate the sexualization of underage japanese girls so much i hate it with every fiber of my being it gave so many people a shitty excuse to treat me badly in the past like anyone who likes ‘‘‘‘‘lo/licon’’’’ can go die

also this is 100% okay to reblog

to the people in the notes: the age of consent in japan is not actually 13 you nasty fucks did you like even read more than one sentence on wikipedia before spreading misinformation about an entire country jesus y'all are shit stains to the core

you. i like you.

also who gives a fuck about age of consent? lmao do y'all really need a law to know it’s wrong to fuck kids?

Also can those nasty pedophiles stop using the concept of “age of consent” wrong? Age of Consent does not mean you can fuck a child if they are above the age of consent. It means kids from that age can manifest consent when having sex WITH KIDS AROUND THE SAME AGE. 

Like, for example, if the age of consent is 13, it means kids who are 13-14-15 can have sex without it being considered a crime; but a kid who is 12 CANNOT manifest that consent and this another (older or younger) kid making sexual advances on them would be considered cocsa.

Adults can only legally have sex with kids if, for example, the adult is still a teen, aka if the adult just turned 18 and they’re having sex with a 17 yo. That’s widely considered admissible and it’s an exception to the rule.

So, no, you 20-something and older creeps fetishizing 13-14-15 yo girls (real or fictional) are still pedophiles, and you’re trying to use a legal argument that you:

1. do not know about because you just read a fucking wikipedia article and did not take years of classes about criminal law

2. twist for it to fit and excuse your awful behavior

Source: I’m a fucking lawyer

Reblog this adittion bc honestly pedophiles are INDEED pedophiles no matter what argument they use and you better listen to a fucking lawyer when they are talking about law

“Source: I’m a fucking lawyer“ is my favorite part

Cough cough

“i can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

okay

“you can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

not okay

this year tried to kill me but im still here bitch

dan: just be yourself, make yourself happy, don’t listen to what others say. you are you and that’s all you’ll ever need. you should never feel ashamed of yourself. live your own truth!!!!

dan: also i love sucking dick

so we’re now living in a world where dan’s told the world he enjoys sucking dick. to be precise, it’s one of his favorite things.

but can you imagine everything it took to get to this moment?

years and years of questioning, of pushing down that little voice and squishing his feelings into a tiny box in the corner because someone told him it was wrong. all the pain, all the confusion, blaming himself for being a “freak” and countless nights spent wondering how he can change this part of himself that so clearly doesn’t belong. getting a girlfriend and thinking maybe he’s finally doing something right, but that little voice in his head growing louder every year. finding for the first time, either on the internet or real life, that there are people like him and they’re awesome. finally addressing the feelings that kept bubbling up around a certain person, and the glorious relief that came with addressing them and learning there was nothing wrong with them, and even better, that they were reciprocated. the taunts of “freak” and “outcast” playing over and over again in his mind, convincing himself he can’t possibly share this dan with the world, and pushing himself further into corners. having someone who loves every iteration of him, who won’t stand for dan belittling himself because he knows how wonderful dan is. that same person continuing to be his biggest cheerleader as dan begins his journey of self-discovery and acceptance. the terror of first testing the waters and the thrill of the overwhelmingly positive response. the rush of throwing us more and more, and the relief of finally being honest with himself. the massive amount of courage it took to share that honesty with the world. and the peace of knowing that no matter what, it’ll be alright.

because this is dan. the real dan.

and if sucking dick makes him happy, who the fuck has any right to tell him any different?

Dan needs to be stopped

Dan and Phil don’t give a shit about the world knowing they had a double date with Martyn and Cornelia for Valentine’s day, which also happens to be Cornelia’s birthday. Cornelia is 40 and looks younger than me.

I thought we were done with the placenta stuff and we could leave that behind but here we are in 2018 after Dan tweeted about placenta AGAIN  

I for one am offended that the FBI agent looking through Dan and Phil’s camera gets to see more unedited soft footage than me.

what if phil is going to photoshop antlers onto us all to prove a point 

@danielhowell sorry

you just gotta

Dan remembering his ears are pierced is one step closer to the earrings returning

my kink is phil lowkey referencing and shading everything that’s wrong in the world today