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IS SHE VAPING WITH HER PUSSY?!?!

(via @they-bite)

Official Pussy Post

i need infinite money forever so i can get everyone so so so many little gifts

people who like the girl with the biggest boobs in an anime just for having big boobs are the most boring people

official boob post

Random Animal Generator - Perchance

I'M A WHALE!!!!!!

Best result, no notes.

MONGOOSE! Also best result, no notes!!

I'm a fucking octopus!!!!! This is the best result!

I'm a lamb! chaos generator in a cute package - seems legit!

Rattlesnake, heck yeah.

antelope, which is objectively better than a deer. i'll take it.

marmoset, that funky little monkey

...sloth...

hyena 👀

BADGER

Armadillo! I approve

I'M A FUCKEN COUGAR, IT'S OVER FOR YOU BITCHES

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

ideal woman to me and i am not kidding

SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB

I don’t think the club could handle her

closeted trans girl... i see you losing yourself in fantasies and fiction instead of taking tangible real world steps to alleviate your dysphoria... focusing on yuri when you should be focusing on getting "your E" ...

What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

Refusal Of The Call is the actual trope name.  Usually followed by the tropes of The Call Knows Where You Live and You Can’t Fight Fate.

The Call is Trying to Contact you about your Destiny's Extended Warranty.

The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again

Yes please be mad about it, genuinely- You used to be able to purchase a single disk to install it and use it forever after that initial purchase of one key. It sickens me to see all this stuff which used to be a one time purchase be shunted under a subscription now.

THIS

"Why is pirating going back up?!"

This. This is why. People don't mind paying a high price for software if it's only the once, or every 4-5 years.

But having to pay a high price regularly? Especially in the cases where you lose access to your own work if you don't?

That's why people are pirating software.

It’s possible to buy a non-subscription version of Word; Microsoft just intentionally makes it very difficult to find (and also expensive).

However, I know a guy who knows a guy website: MS Office Pro for $50. If the link starts going to a Page Not Found, just search the site; they usually have some form of this sale available. 

Worth noting: while $50 is still more money than $yo-ho-ho, that money is a great way to make VERY clear to Microsoft that we DO want one-time-purchase products, not subscriptions.

My laptop just died. If it can't be fixed and I need to replace it, this post is gonna be a real life saver, because my family has been sharing an old version of Word that came with a limited number of lifetime licenses, and we're fresh out.

https://www.libreoffice.org/download/download-libreoffice/

Get LibreOffice. It's fully compatible with MS Office, but it's free and open source. You're welcome. :-)

This machine kills AI

Not gonna say it again

this this this

me in my room at 2am

asked my almost 50yo slur-using father who watched house every night during its original run if he thinks house and wilson had a thing and after a 10 second pause he shared "they didn't have a normal friendship" and didn't elaborate. so

am not god’s strongest soldier. his gayest? Absolutely

normal self affirmations for regular people: i am strange and off putting to other people. my speech patterns and mannerisms come off as distinctly inhuman. i am frequently clocked as some sort of cryptid

the rich =/= someone who has something I can't afford :(

the rich = the fucking rich

At this point "eat the rich" has become less about the inherent immorality of being a billionaire and has turned into "they have money and I don't like them".

Damn guys. I thought we were mad about worker exploitation and tax evasion, not guys who can now afford Teslas.

growing up, my dad made a point to distinguish between "the rich" and "the wealthy" and a mildly confusing thing to me is that "eat the rich" has always really meant "eat the wealthy."

rich people have lots of money. they have a mcmansion, they send their kids to college without debt, they vacation somewhere overseas every year, but they work. these are your brain surgeons. lawyers who own their own practice and are absolutely rolling in it, A-list actors and other celebrity entertainers. but because they work and are reliant on income, unforeseen things can absolutely ruin their lives. in america, particularly, a sudden need for expensive healthcare can be life-changing. rich people are millionaires on the high end, and making six figs on the low end.

wealthy people have lots of money because they own things. they do not work. they can get away with absolutely anything under the sun. wealthy people are billionaires.

if you can't distinguish between these two groups, you will continue to fall for going after the rich.

Remember when selfie sticks first became a thing and people were like this is literally the end of civilization as we know it