scrunkly

my favorite video game quest trope is "HELP US, THEY ARE STEALING OUR ANCIENT ARTIFACT. THANK YOU FOR HELPING US, AS A REWARD YOU MAY HAVE OUR ANCIENT ARTIFACT"

the ancient artifact was less important than having agency in its distribution

Nothing is more important than keeping it out of the hands of the British museum

i am once again thinking about the fact that they used so much fake blood on hannibal that mold started growing on the bottom of the sets. like that means something right

something something this place is rotting from the weight of the blood spilled here etc etc

end of the rainbow

thank you. god bless you

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

since when did taking time take all my life. insp

springtime

percy says he hopes everyone has a safe and magical monday!

Cosmic Relapse

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”

Fantastic art

Now I remember your name!

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

oh no he's shy

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c!techno loudly complains 2 his animals when he's alone in his house BTW. he's like, "can u believe that zombie tried to stomp on my potatoes?" and then his dog makes a lil huff noise and he goes "exactly!"

how do you draw dogs ???