Why must my body be made of weak flesh, and not strong metal like a Zoid?

Cooking tip: put your george foreman grill inside the oven to cook food twice as fast

we need a microwave that can heat metal up by 2018

Stove

But does a stove spin around?

You can make it spin around if you want

You can spin if you want to, you can leave your stove behind. Because your stove don’t spin and if it don’t spin then it’s, not a microwave

As long as there aren’t any points where electricity could arc between you can put small amounts of metal in the microwave

Why must my body be made of weak flesh, and not strong metal like a Zoid?

i was looking at making a tubi and they think that if you're like 9 and a half years old it means you're 10 😂

i really really really like this post

I'm smarter then most people btw, so I discovered a new species this morning. They are called biowolves and they live in my blood and they eat germs.

In honor of the fabled Michonne and Rick spin-off; my son, my son, my sun.

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

Ultimate resort vacation for different animals

Owl - library Geese - south Toads - a pond

Arctic penguin - the arctic

Penguins live in the antarctic You Fool

not arctic penguins

The penguins are on vacation why would they stay in the Antarctic

To get to the other side

I’m not sure if it’s many different religions per species or like one main bird religion, one alligator religion and so on. But this much i will tell you, animals are deeply religious

why is it that we park in a driveway… and drive away in a park

Why are they called apartments… when theyre stuck together.

what if god was one of us

just a slob like one of us

why do i get stock tips from a guy with “broker” on his business card

If a foot is always 12″, why do shoes come in different sizes?

Ultimate resort vacation for different animals

Owl - library Geese - south Toads - a pond

Arctic penguin - the arctic

Penguins live in the antarctic You Fool

not arctic penguins

and they say congress doesnt get anything done