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I really needed this
TMNT x Reader - His Favorite Thing
Spending time with your turtle bae couldnβt be more fun, and he is beyond excited to share the enjoyment of his favorite activity with you.
DonnieΒ
-You go to a local Sci-Fi convention -Itβs his first time going to oneβ¦obviously -And he is beyond excited -Has the whole day planned out, knows each table and event that he wants to hit -He is pretending to be in costume -Elated that he is able to walk around amongst humans freely without causing a panic -βAlso, sooo much Sci-fi! -βHe is geeking out big time -Points and gasps at pretty much everything, eyes filled with pure joy -βHolds your hand, squeezing it a little due to nerves -βHis enormous green hand swallows yours up -Draws A LOT of attention, he was expecting this -βGets stopped by everyone and their brother for pictures -Tries hard not to laugh when people compliment him on how realistic his βmakeupβ and βprostheticsβ are -βHeβs a terrible actor -βHis ruse would be transparent -βIf not for the impossibility of there actually being giant mutant turtle men -βWhen asked what he is, he says that heβs an OC -βCame up with an elaborate backstory for his βcharacterβ -βHeβs part of an alien turtle race from Voltron -βHad Mikey draw a picture of him to show people as a reference -βYouβre both exhausted by the time you get back to the Lair -βBut god do you look amazing in your Princess Allura costume -βPulls you into a kiss -βIt only escalates from there -βYouβre the perfect Princess Allura -βCostume stays ON
Leo -Sword fighting -Using bamboo swordsβ¦because safety first -βInsists you wear padding as well -βGives you a quick overview of the history of sword fighting -βHas a chalkboard with visuals depicting various stances -βMikey helped with drawing themβ¦he did most if it -βThereβs one drawing that looks especially wonky -βThatβs the one Leo did -βAfter a while youβre feeling confident in your new sword fighting abilities -You tell him to show no mercy -Psssht, heβs not doing that -βAgrees, but is definitely holding back -βHe wants to teach you to do his art well, but not at the cost of hurting you -βYou call him βSenseiβ -Hoo boy, does he ever like that -You pin him to the ground, he raises his hands in surrender -β"I have been defeated, failing my masterβ¦Now there is nothing left for me to do, but end it all!β -βHe says, purposefully mismatching his words and lip movements -β*Kill Bill siren goes off* -βProceeds to commit bamboo sword seppuku -βYou drop to your knees -βWHYYY??? He was so young! -βYou cling to him -β"Leonardoβ¦you will never know this, butβ¦I was never your enemy. The truth isβ¦Iβve always loved you!β You exclaim, clutching him as tears roll down your cheeks. -βYou also commit bamboo sword seppuku -βCollapsing dramatically on top of Leo -βHYCCK BLARGH -βMikey and Raph were your audience -Erupt into uproarious applause -βA single tear escapes Raphβs eye -βEnd scene -Raph and Mikey leave -βBut whatβs that?! It turns out that you faked your own deaths! Plot twist. -βTime for some fun on the tatami mat
RaphΒ -You take him on a midnight trip to your 24 hour gym -Lock all the doors, cover the windows, and put up a sign that reads: βClosed for Renovationsβ -Just in case -You also bring along a memory wiping device graciously provided by Donnie -To take care of those pesky security cameras -Raph is so pumped to get pumped -βAll he has at the Lair are free weights and a bench press -Sooo many new toys -βDoesnβt know where to start -Like a kid at Christmas -Loads up a machine with a ridiculous amount of weight and tells you to lift it -Doesnβt understand why you canβt do it, thatβs nothingβ¦for him -Perhaps itβs best you workout separately -βYouβre doing squats -βHuston, we have a problem -He was in the middle of doing heavy bicep curls -βAlmost dropped the barbell on his feet -βHeβs too distracted, needs to wait until youβre done before he continues -βStaph wit tha squats, Iβm havinβ a problem concentratinβ ovah here!β -Fitspo selfie time -At first, he wants nothing to do with that -But after you take a few pictures -Suddenly heβs mister Arnold Classic with the cheesy flexing poses -βYou ask him if he wants to do cardio, maybe the treadmill -βHe offers a different suggestion for cardio -βYou both adjourn to the shower room
Mikey -Initially wanted to teach you how to hoverboard -βTook some convincing from Leo and Donnie to go with a safer option -βSurfing it is -βOn a secluded beach -βBecause the whole giant mutant turtle man situation -βFor once, his terminology is appropriate to the activity -βOffers to rub lotion on you -βLess about sun safety, more of an excuse to grope you -βMajorly beefs it on a big wave while trying to show off -βSea turtle encounter -β"Sup, cuz!β -The animal does not know what to make of him, and swims away in fear -Wants to be buried in the sand -Aiming to recreate that "sand guardianβ vine -You reenact is with perfect precision -Never actually taught you how to surf -You donβt mind, you still had a great time -You sneak into a hotel on the beach -A friend of yours who works at the hotel scored you the keys to the deluxe suite -Pillow fort time -Just like in that Katy Perry song -βHe starts singing βTeenage Dreamβ completely out of key -Undeniably bad at singing, but still somehow manages to be utterly adorable while doing it -Time to raid the mini bar -βI feel like a giant with these tiny bottles of boozeβ -The mini bar has been cleaned out -Drunken revelry ensues, along with kisses -You both retire to the pillow fort for some amorous activities -Hangs βDo not Disturbβ sign on it
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Edged (Dark!Donatello x Reader SMUT, 18+)
A/N:Β This has been sitting in my drafts for a looooooooong time ;) Enjoy, my lil pervs <3
πDisclaimer: This story is dramatically explicit, read at your own caution. All characters are consenting adults. MINORS, GO AWAY.Β
Life is mercilessly unpredictable.Β
Every so often we end up in situations weβre not sure how we got in.Β
This is how Y/N feels right now.Β
reblogging cause I couldn't find this
Fingers so light, so skilled, youβre trembling and he has yet to sink into your tight heat.
Is it just me or did they make the turts WAY more handsome in the second movie? And I am in no way complaining either! ππβ€οΈπ§‘π
Imagine youβve got yourself a nice little apartment near Times Square. And by little, I mean little. Itβs good enough for one person, but what about your mutant turtle boyfriend? When he comes to visit you: how does things go?
Leo
Hmm, well, shit. He knows you wanted to get closer to Broadway and all its hotspots, but DAMN is it small. He thought you were joking at first, but then he saw how your bedroom was also your living room and how the kitchen was so small and how the fuck is he supposed to get into the bathroom if he needs it??!?!? β¦ Prepare to receive a lot of invitation to come to the Lair during the first months. But as time goes by and he gets accustomed to it, he will most certainly learn to appreciate how cozy it is for the both of you and he will definitely try to bring little touches, decoration-wise, with things that will remind you of him!
Raph
He feels like he just entered a shop filled with fine glass and porcelain and WHAT THE FUCK BABE, ARE YOU CRAZY ?!? Although he really likes your choice to live in the heart of New York, he never truly realized how living close to paradise could equal living in hell. He feels like just turning around will knock everything, but you reassure him that youβve thought about him and your first plan when moving here is to make this place Raph Safeβ’ ! Retractable bed, so that you both may have more place to move around. TV hanged on the wall so you donβt need some furniture to make it stand on. No fragile objects out in the open (you never liked that, anyway). You want him to feel comfortable and happy whenever he comes visit (and he definitely will).
Donnie
Thud. Thatβs the first sound you heard when he got in and banged his head against a doorframe. Dammit, you didnβt mean to laugh, but that was adorable as HECK. You knew Donatello was tall, but now it seemed to be amplified when inside your new apartment! He donβt really know how to feel about it. Itβs like youβre freakinβ Harry Potter living under the stairwell, URG. BUT!!!! Heβs already starting to get ideas about fancy gadgets you could add to this place in order to make things easier and more accessible. He also definitely enjoy that you now have a place for yourself and he will always come find you whenever you feel too alone, scared, sad or if he just wants to avoid his bros for a lilβ while (gotta relax the brain at some point).
Mikey
Mad respects, bruh. You got yourself a place in one of NYC most awesome places. He totally digs it. β¦ Buuuuut, what the hell? Why and how are humans able to live in such small places? And how in the hell can you afford this place? The price and space donβt match - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh?!?! .. Anyway, since youβre so attached to it, he will definitely help you decorate it. Itβll be your little love nest and the more time he will spend in this apartment, the more he will actually get very attached to the place. It feels like a second home and he will defend it rightfully (you included, of course!).
I would like to thank @duzmachines95 and @fear-the-antiverse for sharing the video which has enabled me to make the best gif set I will ever make.
@theycallmeraph Iβm sorry, sweetheart, but it had to be done. :3
The camera trembling when the towel is slipping tho
so, what nicknames do you think Donnie would call his bae?
- dove
- love
- princess
- sweetheart
- munchkin
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I wanna hug DonnieΒ
People in my life βYou want to fuck what?β
My tumblr peeps β Oh yes I would fuck a Ninja Turtle. All day every day.β
I donβt think thatβs right
YO I LOOKED IT UP AND GOT THE SAME THING. I AM CACKLING