hallowed be thy ween

you’re gonna hollow out my what

your ween

Destroyer of tornadoes, village hero, ultimate good boi

We stan JiaHao😭

WHY DOES HOT TOPIC HAVE A MILITARY DISCOUNT. who returns home after killing people in afghanistan and is like phew now i can get 20% off on my todoroki merch 😌

it’s for them

Why are tankers usually the weebs?

A tank is just a basement with treads and a gun

Wii sports: tennis unstrapped

POV: you’re the first LCD tv your parents bought in 2008

i don’t know if this is true, and frankly i do not care because this is easily the funniest thing i’ve ever read

when i was a kid in the grocery store i would see 1% milk 2% milk and naturally assumed that whole milk was 100% milk. like damn leak the other percentages

This praying mantis standing its ground 

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The thing about this that absolutely kills me is the person operating the excavator is gently trying to shoo the mantis away with the giant machine and the mantis is still trying to pick a fight with it

I get the same way when people try to help me.

eXCUSE me who is this cat

This cat looks like it was drawn by Tracy J. Butler (@lackadaisycats )

this cat should offer acting lessons

NO WAY

Honestly how the fuck

this did not disappoint

when someone you barely know jokes on you

real 😔

The memories