Enough people saw this post that it felt worth it to finish it.

So, here it is, Deltarune: Big Doinks Edition!

Get it here!

@fwugradiation Ya Like?

I'm so angry I could piss glue

lab partners!!!

Slurp on my gurt

- Gurt

Do you know its purp?

- Gurt

Do they put you in the dirt?

- Purp

Do they put you in a shirt?

- Purp

Where do they put you?

- In the dirt

Where do they put you?

- In a shirt

Say that three times fast

- Put me in the dirt put me in a shirt put me in the dirt put me in a shirt put me in the dirt put me in a shirt

yeah

they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

monkey paw finger curls and another AI generative text program is born

nooo my good intentions

Damn did you see that? That was fucked up, right? Anyway I'm Rod Serling.

I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to arbitration-opt-out@discord.com within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

#whats arbitration someone help me

Bad news, @noodelzmop. Arbitration basically means that if you want to sue Discord for whatever reason, the dispute needs to be handled in house. Specifically, in their house. If you don't get this email out, you're basically signing away your right to legal recourse if they do criminally shitty stuff to you, like with the McDonalds app.

I have been told that emailing "I am confirming that as of the date of this email, I am choosing to opt out of binding arbitration to settle disputes with Discord." With the Email you used for your discord account is enough for the notice but take this with a grain of salt as this was not said by a lawyer

reiterating that this only applies to US users

THIRTY DAY LIMIT BTW. I suggest taking sixty seconds to fire off a quick email with op’s recommended text. I have no plans to sue discord but better safe than sorry

Boardwalk Sunset

How are the #Gaylors doing these are literally the only people whose opinions I care to hear about I want the meta on how this fits into the theory, #Gaylors if you see this post please DM me or comment I can't promise I won't find what you say funny or stupid but I can promise I won't be rude about it please I'm so curious

Obviously let's give it a day or two to play out but I will pay 10 real US American dollars to the first person to give me a write up on the state of the #Gaylor movement right now cited with sources

Please Please Please