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“Hold my plushie”

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#how it started vs how it’s going

I’m still laughing at this short film, which has Peter Krause, Kenneth Choi, Megan West, and Mark Elias (pure 911 cracky AU vibes)

“joseph on joseph… this only happens in hollywood”

@ruffboijuliaburnsides @doingdathockey okay this was so cute. context: the two guys in the penalty box are brothers who highsticked each other. and those two sheepish audience members? that’s their mom and dad.

here's the entire cartoon scene coz it's making me lose my mind

My dad: I'm definitely Murdoch

Me: No you're Higgins

My dad: No I'm not

Me: Alright if you're Murdoch who's the killer and why?

My dad:There's not enough clues yet but I think it's Dr. Young because he wants to be in charge. (This is like not even 5 minutes before Murdoch puts it together so there are enough clues)

Me: You're aware he's a real person right?

Dad: Still say he did it

Me: Alright what if I laid out all the clues for you

After I lay out all the clues

Dad: As I said it's Dr. Young

Me: No it's not so yup you're Higgins, I'm Murdoch

My mom: No I'm Murdoch, you're Watts (motioning to my bowl of pretzels, slouched postion, and plaid pajamas bottoms)

Me: Touché

The silent film portion of season 14 episode 1, Murdoch And The Tramp

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bruh why did this make me cry 😭

✨a cinematic masterpiece✨

Yay, you posted it already! Thank you! This bit was so hilarious.

Silent film geek and pedant here: silent films did not actually look like this, all flickery and jerky. Film, especially nitrate film, is very fragile and degrades easily. (Nitrate film is incredibly flammable. Look up the 1937 Fox vault fire and the 1965 MGM vault fire if you want to get depressed about how many silent films are gone forever.) By 1909, film quality was quite good, and the images on the screen were crisp, clear, and smooth. The pace of a film would have depended on both the photographer and the projectionist, who would speed up and slow down the hand cranking to match the action and mood. (This enabled some pretty remarkable trickery in early filmmaking, too.)

The bit at the end of this Murdoch sequence with the front of the house falling down is straight out of a Buster Keaton film, Steamboat Bill Jr.  This particular stunt was so dangerous, with the real front of a real house, that most of the cast and crew left the set because they couldn’t bear to watch it filmed. As a young child, Keaton toured extensively on the vaudeville circuit with his acrobat parents. His father would literally pick him up and fling him across the stage when he was a toddler, and he learned to fall relatively safely. His nickname on the marquee was “The Human Mop.” He became one of silent film’s greatest stars, and he continued acting into the 1960s.

Anyway. Geekery aside, I really enjoyed this episode. In case I hadn’t mentioned, I love George Crabtree so much. Of course he invented the Tramp.

everything about this scene is amazing and also comedic genius

Yannick Bisson from ‘Murdoch Mysteries’ takes the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge! 

13x16, “In the Company of Women”

SCOTT AND LEVAR AHHHH I LOVE THEM

murder-in-laws road trip aka the moment reese irrevocably adopted root as his sister-in-law

Person of Interest’s whumps’ list

(referred to main characterJohn Reese, portrayed by Jim Caviezel)

Season 1

.01: attacked by several thugs and fought, fought, hand tied to the headboard of the bed and struggled, hand bloody and upset, dressed hand, attacked and knocked out, bruises on his face, hands tied, car accident, into a gunfight, bruised wrists.

.02: cut on his hand, dressed hand, manhandled, rough fight, thrown through a window, bruises on his face.

.03: into a bank robbery and under gunpoint, infiltrated into the gang, under gunfire.

.04: fought, knocked out, tied up to a chair, punched several times, fought again, bloody cut on his cheekbone.

.05: fought, shot and collapsed, flesh wound at his shoulder, dressed wound by himself, fought and panting, under gunfire twice.

.06: under gunfire, under gunpoint, captured and handcuffed to a chair, punched, fought twice.

.07: fought, hit in the gut and panting, under gunfire, fought, under gunpoint, hands tied, upset (plus Elias’ whump).

.08: under gunpoint, fought, knocked out and tied up to a chair, gagged and tortured, gun pointed at his head, saved at the very last second.

.09: worried, fought, pose as SWAT agents and into a gunfight.

.10: worried, under gunpoint, fought, under gunfire twice, fought, shot twice, much bleeding and panting and sweating, in need of help to walk, rescued.

.11: aftermath of the shooting, bleeding and sweating, semi-conscious on a gurney, treated on the field, on a wheelchair, restless, rough fight with crutches, walking using crutches.

.12: rough fight while still recovering from previous episodes, sore and heavily panting, dressed hand, fought again.

.13: rough fight and panting, fought, under gunfire, rough fight, bruised nuckles and area around his eyebrown.

.14: fought, into a gunfight.

.15: undercover, into a gunfight, fought, hit with a crowbar and knocked out, tied up to a chair and interrogated, bruised face, punched several times, coughing and slightly trembling in pain, hit in the gut with a crowbar,many grunting, shot and passed out, unconscious in a trunk of a burning car, coughing and barely escaped, heavily panting, bruised face, into a gunfight.

.16: briefly involved into a bar fight, almost killed into a staged car accident, fought, under gunfire, emotional moment.

.17: into a gunfight, under gunfire and fought, upset and angry, fought twice, manhandled and hooded, into a gunfight, under gunpoint, blackmailed, handcuffed into a refrigerated truck and locked into, bruised wrists, freezing and grimacing, upset (plus Szymanski’s and Finch’s whumps).

.18: attacked, fought and under gunpoint, under gunpoint again and fought (plus Harold’s whump).

.19: into a gunfight and shot in the vest, worried and angry, into a gunfight and fought.

.20: into a car accident, high-pitched ringing and semi-conscious, under gunfire, shot in the vest and collapsed to the ground, passed out, slowly recovering consciousness in the ER, removed the IV himself and slowly sit up, helped to walk, bruised rib and cut skin, upset and angry, large patch on his rear shoulder and slowly redressing himself, under gunpoint, fought, under gunpoint again, hands and feet tied, hit in the face twice, rescued, flashback from the past: shot point-blank, trembling in pain, blood on his hand and holding his torso.

.21: flashback from the past: bloody shirt and received upsetting news, very upset; argued with Finch and angry, under gunpoint, angry and fought, argued with Finch again and hung up on him, fought.

.22: rough fight, under heavy gunfire, targeted and into a car accident, unconscious on the wheel with a bruise on his forehead on a burning car, rough fight.

.23: into a gunfight, bloody wound on his forearm, treated himself on the field, chased by assassins and FBI, under heavy gunfire, saved at the last moment, upset.

Season 2

.01: upset and worried for Finch’s abduction, into a (gun)fight, manhandled and hit, under gunfire twice, chased, rough fight and almost defeated, wound at his temple (plus Finch’s and Fusco’s whump).

.02: still upset and worried for Finch’s abduction, still bruise on his temple from previous episode, into a bar fight, fought (plus Finch’s whump).

.03: worried for Finch’s possible PTSD, fought, into a bar fight and panting.

.04: manhandled, briefly fought, shot point-blank in the vest and collapsed on the ground, groaning, fought twice, into a gunfight.

.05: fought, under gunfire, under gunpoint, hands tied, repeatedly punched and bloody bruise on his cheek, fallen to the ground.

.06: fought.

.07: fought, under gunpoint, attacked and fought, fought, under gunpoint, fought again.

.08: handling a bomb, attacked and fought, fought again (plus Fusco’s minor whump).

.09: under heavy gunfire,fought against multiple opponents twice.

.10: fought, under gunfire, surrounded by FBI, arrested and handcuffed.

.11: still arrested and handcuffed from previous episode, locked into a cell.

.12: interrogated in prison and handcuffed, threatened, (in the past) punched and manhandled, beaten, bruised forehead, under gunpoint and handcuffed, into a car accident and bloody wound at his head, drugged and fallen unconscious.

.13: bruised forehead from previous episode, unconscious, wired with a bomb vest and repeatedly threatened, under gunfire, fought against Snow, under gunpoint, bomb armed, hit at his neck and fallen to the ground, bomb disarmed at the very last moment.

.14: under gunfire, fought.

.15: under gunfire, gun pointed at his head, manhandled, hit at his neck and fallen to the ground, rough fight.

.16: shot multiple times in the vest, under gunpoint.

.17: under gunpoint, fought twice, hit and knocked out, feet tied and dragged, fought.

.18: fought, under gunpoint, punched and knocked out, bruised cheekbone and tied up to a chair, under gunpoint, fought.

.19: under gunpoint, under gunfire twice, under gunpoint again.

.20: sad.

.21: under gunpoint, surrounded and arrested by police, under gunfire, upset, into a gunfight, fought.

.22: into multiple gunfights, worried, chased by police, into a car accident, under gunpoint.

Season 3

.01: into (a gunfight and) a car accident, hit at his back and fallen to the ground, wrist leveraged, under gunpoint, under heavy gunfire.

.02: under gunpoint, shot at his back and collapsed, protected by the vest, broken rib and sore.

.03: into a gunfight.

.04: none.

.05: fought, under gunfire, rough fight.

.06: attacked and fallen to the ground, wobbly, under gunfire.

.07: into a gunfight, brief fights.

.08: worried, into a gunfight, put a bounty on his head.

.09: put a bounty on his head from previous episode and hunted down by corrupt cops and gangs, (fought with thugs), under gunfire, showing an old scar on his shoulder, talking about the time he was thinking about committing suicide, surrounded, used himself as bait, shot at his shoulder, holding his arm, handcuffed and arrested, shot twice and fallen to the ground, bloody and crying in despair.

.10: seriously wounded from previous episode, unconscious on a bed with IV, mad with grief and on a revenge warpath, bloody and ghostly pale for life-threatening injuries, grunting in pain, fought, bloody shirt and hands, sweating, on the edge of tears, collapsed, exhausted and needing help to walk, unconscious on the backseat, unconscious on a bed with IV again.

.11: distraught and grieving, roughly puched to the ground, rough fight against Lionel.

.12: arrested in the previous episode and into a cell, laying asleep, bruised face and knuckles, distraught and dispirited.

.13: upset and angry, rough fight, stabbed with a fork, fought, upset, rough fights twice, bruise over his eyebrow, on the edge of tears.

.14: fought multiple opponents, manhandled, handcuffed, fought, thoughtful.

.15: (fought,) into a gunfight, defuse a bomb at the very last second.

.16: in the past, as CIA op: under gunpoint, fought, under gunfire.

.17: fought, angry, into a gunfight.

.18: fallen off a building through a window and onto a car’s rooftop, under gunpoint, fought.

.19: hit by explosion blast and roughly fallen againstwindshield, moaning, slapped in the face repeatedly, rough fight and panting, under heavy gunfire.

.20: fought twice, into a gunfight repeatedly, conflicted, under gunfire.

.21: fought, into a car accident, wobbly, into a gunfight and bloody wound on his forehead, fought, bruised eyebrow, worried.

.22: worried, under gunfire.

.23: worried, into a gunfight, under gunfire, into a gunfight (plus Finch’s whump).

Season 4

.01: under gunpoint, fought, roughly fallen from a running car, under gunpoint and fought, hit at his neck and knocked out, groaning in pain regaining consciousness, fought twice.

.02: fought twice.

.03: into a gunfight and fought.

.04: into a gunfight and under gunpoint, surrendered himself and kidnapped, under gunpoint.

.05: under gunpoint, under IA investigation, emotional distress.

.06: rough fight and grunting, under gunfire and into a gunfight, into a gunfight and shot in the arm, dressed wound on the field by himself and grunting in pain, into a furious gunfight, tackled down, arm in a sling.

.07: into a gunfight.

.08: hit with paintball during training, under gunfire, fought, into a gunfight.

.09: under gunpoint, hunted and under gunfire, under heavy gunfire, under gunpoint, into a gunfight (plus Anthony’s whumps).

.10: restless.

.11: under heavy gunfire, into a gunfight, under gunpoint in the first simulation; under heavy gunfire, into a gunfight shot several times and collapsed to the floor, bloody mouth and dying on the floor in the second simulation; under heavy gunfire, into a gunfight in the third simulation; into a furious gunfight, shot in the back and collapsed, grunting in pain, helped walking and settled to the floor (plus Finch’s whump).

.12: still injured from previous episode and bloody shirt, rough fight, helped walking and sitting into the car, asleep and pale.

.13: upset, almost shot.

.14: emotional distress, rough fight.

.15: fought twice.

.16: into a gunfight, hit at his back and on his knees, fought twice.

.17: conflicted, thoughtful.

.18: fought and panting, emotionally hurt, bruised cheek and eye, into a gunfight, hit at his neck and knocked out, unconscious on the ground and handcuffed, rough fight, handcuffed again, under gunfire and into a furious gunfight (plus Finch’s whump).

.19: fought, into a car accident and crawling outside, bloody forehead, under gunfire.

.20: emotional distress, shot in the back, collapsed and hissing ears, passed out, dragged outside, bloody and freezing to death, hallucinations, slowly crawling in the snow and panting,weak and pale, hypothermia symptoms and freezing to death, confused, painful memories and crying.

.21: still pale from previous episode injury, under gunpoint twice, captured and tied up to a chair, wound bleeding again through the shirt, pale and sweating, tortured with a screwdriverturned round into his wound (plus Elias’ and Fusco’s whumps).

.22: still tied and injured and bloody shirt from previous episode, fought, under heavy gunfire, into a furious gunfight twice (plus Elias’ and Fusco’s whumps).

Season 5

.01: blood dripping along his hand and blood on his shirt too, bruised face and blood on his collar, fought, chased and under gunfire, rough fight.

.02: hunted and into multiple gunfights.

.03: fought, upset, into a gunfight, under gunpoint, hit at his neck and knocked out, captured and hands tied, fought and into a car accident, bruised chin, sad.

.04: into a gunfight, shot and collapsed on the ground, heavy bleeding and moaning(into a virtual simulation).

.05: into a gunfight, attacked and knocked out, kidnapped, manhandled and pushed to the ground, under gunpoint and fought (plus Elias’ whumps).

.06: fought twice, under gunpoint.

.07: worried, fought, argued (plus Fusco’s whumps).

.08: fought and under gunpoint, brief fight, fought, upsetand argued (plus Fusco’s whumps).

.09: into a room with a bomb, into a gunfight twice, under gunpoint. bruised cheek (plus Fusco’s whumps).

.10: into a gunfight twice, sad, worried sick, upset (plus Elias’ whump).

.11: grieving, worried, under heavy gunfire, under gunpoint and on his knees, fought, under gunpoint again.

.12: into a gunfight, rough fight (plus Finch’s and Fusco’s whumps).

.13: under gunpoint twice, fought, surrounded and under gunpoint, arrested and handcuffed, under gunpoint and almost executed, into a gunfight, rough fight and cut at his forearm, upset and locked into a caveau, into a furious gunfight and shot multiple times, collapsed to the ground, grimacing in pain and bleeding, building hit by a missile strike, fate unknown but most likely dead (plus Finch’s and Fusco’s whumps).

A Hard Place, by Wuchel1 [original]; All in a Day’s Work, by Lovejoypeas [ref. ep. 1.15 “Blue Code”]; Arrowed, by Arches67 [original]; Breaking Point, by Wuchel1 [original]; Contingency Plan, by McMoni [ref. ep. 1.10-11]; Evil Wears A Mask, by Wuchel1 [original]; In The End, by JennyLB [original]; Occupational Hazard, by McMoni [original]; Questionable Judgment, by RadioShack84 [ref. ep. 1.05 “Judgement”]; Stand-down, by RadioShack84 [ref. ep. 1.08 “Foe”]; Terra Incognita Continuatio, by Wuchel1 [ref. ep. 4.20 “Terra Incognita”]; The Season To Be Jolly, by McMoni [original]; Stitch Him Up, by Aragarna [ref. ep. 1.10-11]; Woe to the Vanquished, by Wuchel1 [original].