au where ellie is somehow dropped into space with din and grogu, and joel is left on earth losing his fucking mind. he'd tear through the entire continent looking for her, y'all thought the hospital was bad? no, he's fucking up every single state only for din to find him, probably rampaging through tennessee. joel would, obviously, be super fucking wary of the n-1 fighter bc?? hello?? it's a damn spaceship?? but then he sees ellie in the passenger pod, pressing her face against the glass and screaming, "JOEL! I'M IN A FUCKING SPACESHIP! JOEL LOOK! I'M! IN! A! SPACESHIP!!"

din would hop out, blaster leveled at joel's head, exactly like how joel is pointing his shotgun at him, and all din says is, "please take your kid back. she's teaching my son weird words."

ellie, who pops her head out of the cockpit. "joel! isn't this fucking cool?" grogu, who appears on her shoulders, "fuck!"

Little snippet that I might potentially use in a future fic:

Kaveh: Can I kiss you?

Alhaitham: I don't know, can you?

Kaveh, *visibly annoyed*: May I?

you lunatics actually did it

Markiplier making a video saying he'll start an onlyfans and then rushing to tumblr to reblog memes. Iconic. What is wrong with him

We are sooo close just Apple Podcasts left :)

the markiplier fandom looking at the rest of the internet after unseating the king of podcasts joe rogan with the sheer power of horny and memes

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005 :: GREEN with ENVY

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As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”

I can count on one hand the amount of times I have gone off on people, but employment snobbery gives me the rage. I was showing the new kid how to use the fry scoop at McDonald’s “.. like this, and then just sort of hold it perpendicular and give it one tap..”

And the new kid sniggered “isn’t perpendicular a bit of a big word for McDonald’s?”

Something in me was just so annoyed by this 16yr old who was learning to work right next to me and somehow felt above us? Fuck that shit. I pointed at the people just on the floor and went off, “she’s a 4th year law student, she’s the primary career for her terminally ill daughter, he raises 100,000 for charity every year, she manages 3 stores and more than £16mil in turnover a year. What the fuck do you do?”

He just sort of mumbled “I didn’t know”

“you shouldn’t have to know, you’re not better than us. So. You tap it once and then move it here to release…”

“I didn’t know.”

“You shouldn’t have to know,”

yes to all this because workers can be educated and intelligent, but also, even if workers are formally uneducated or dont know big words that doesnt mean they arent equally deserving of respect

Zookeepers bust their asses shoveling shit and feeding apex predators so you can stare at an elephant without flying to Asia or Africa.

Fast food workers bust their asses surrounded by hot ovens and boiling oil so you can get food quickly without having to make it yourself or even learn how.

Janitors bust their asses cleaning up the most vile things humans can do to a public room so you don’t have to tiptoe around human waste everywhere you go.

Mail carriers bust their asses going door to door in near-fatal heat/cold and have to deal with the possibility of getting attacked by your poorly-trained pets so you don’t have to drive to the post office every single day.

Warehouse workers bust their asses making sure YOUR latest Amazon crap doesn’t just disappear into thin air.

And retail workers bust their asses coddling and picking up after you like your parents because none of you know how to read a price tag or stop deliberately miss-shelving things you never wanted.

But sure, go ahead and act like you wouldn’t be dead in a week without these people.

HAPPY SANS SWEEP QUEEN DEATH DAY

Playmate

(Pierro is not Kaeya's bio dad HC/Fatui adopt Kaeya AU) In which Tartaglia is excited to finally found a worthy mission partner that doesn't hinder him.

Kaeya always have a special handkerchief reserved for Tartaglia on his person because he tends to get too immersed in his fights

zeus, trying to scare thor with the worst threat he can think of thor: 👁👄👁