"Anybody know what this place is? This is Gettysburg. This is where they fought the Battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field, fightin' the same fight that we're still fightin' amongst ourselves today.

This green field right here was painted red, bubbling with the blood of young boys. Smoke and hot lead pouring right through their bodies. Listen to their souls men. 'I Killed my brother with malice in my heart.' 'Hatred destroyed my family.' You listen and you take a lesson from the dead. If we don't come together right now, then we, too, will be destroyed. Just like they were.

To all my black followers and friends, stay safe.

Also, I would like to add that black lives have always mattered, will always matter.

It’s awful that we even have to say that because it should be a given. However, we need to say it loud and clear for the racists.

We cannot be silent. 

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

— Unknown

Have you ever watched Supernatural?

My heart ♥️ ♥️ ♥️!!

Demisexuality: What it is and what it isn’t | Justviasyl x Psych2Go

Thank you this video was needed because I get tired of explaining this to people

Adult Wednesday Addams: Planned Parenthood

GO OFF

Reblog if you want an Anon's honest opinion of you.

To all the men on tumblr

If your girlfriend tells you that you’re inherently misogynistic, she is not good for you.

If your girlfriend makes you insecure of your appearance, she is not good for you.

If your girlfriend hits you or slaps you out of anger, she is not good for you.

If your girlfriend makes you feel like you are beneath her, she is not good for you.

If your girlfriend pressures you to perform sex acts even tho you tell her you don’t want to, she is not good for you.

If your girlfriend make sexist jokes about men but takes offense to jokes about women, she is a hypocrite. She is not good for you.

If your girlfriend makes you afraid of making her mad, she is not good for you.

This has been a PSA. Girls you are worth it but men are worth it too.

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

No wonder Hermione always got onto the boys for not doing their homework.

it’s honestly not even a foot and a half it’s just one sheet of paper. a foot is 12 inches. like dang if i had to only write one page long essays in school about cool magic shit then i would have been ecstatic.

also 12pt times new roman— the standard assigned size and font for a lot of essay assignments— produces significantly smaller text than a muggleborn teenageer with a pen and ink quill would be able to manage on the regular, no matter how dedicated she was. ron and harry are frequently noted to be using large handwriting on unlined paper. their homework would have been about three short paragraphs if they were feeling studious. 

no wonder hermione was so fucking exasperated! muggle students their age would have strangled them. 

Oh

Nissan has invented self ‘parking’ chairs. [video]

@captaintoxrogers Trudy needs these 😂

what happens if u clap during the meeting

have you ever been to a meeting? nobody claps. nobody wants to be there. meetings are hell and clapping is the last thing you want to do.

but what if u knew clapping would make dickhead john from accounting spill his coffee on his stupid fucking tie

you know what i was wrong and you are right that would change everything this is revolutionary technology and i welcome it and its chances to fuck over eli from marketing hell fucking yea

Fat girls spent their childhoods and teenage years developing fire ass personalities to even be looked at as human. So as we grow older and start loving ourselves more and more and we finally see how beautiful we are, we already have a fucking great personality. I’ve never met a fat girl who wasn’t funny as shit and who didn’t have a bomb ass personality. And when the self love finally kicks in wooo shit boy watch out, because we definitely out here ruining lives.

Trigger warning: suicide

My friend is suicidal and we made a deal. 

Please please reblog/like!!!

We gotta do thiiis, fuck the theme of your blog

Please don’t do it! We need 35600 notes!!!

I will reblog this literally every goddamned day if that’s what it takes

S P R E A D

S C A T T E R

okay we bought them 23 years but that’s not enough

teheres a hoarse

looose

in the

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youre down in the boiler room and you just –

clop clop clop clo–

shit, fuck, here comes the fuckin horse–

dont tell me about the horse i already know

see, i was over there on the bench

I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed

Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.

This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

literally just