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C'EST LA VIE BOHÈME

@streetlifemanifesto

Lost the ability to shitpost when I stopped being sad. accounts dead af bruh
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OWNING A HOME SUCKS.

Breaker tripped. And wouldn't turn back on. So I replaced it. But bought the wrong one. Then ordered one for pick up. Lowes gave me the wrong one. Then I got one that was lower than what I needed but it was temporary. Thst didn't work. So drove an hour to get the right one. That didn't work. Replaced the outlet I thought was the problem. Turns out it was a fucking power strip with a short. Didn't need to do all that.

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Not gonna lie, owning a home kinda sucks. I'm fortunate to have what I have, but dude. Shit breaks nonstop. My bathroom currently doesn't have a door knob and locks with a bolt that is also broke and has no "handle"

Also fuck plumbing.

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zerojanitor

twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman

tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses

discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform

youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification

reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support

facebook: my mom is on there

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Pretty sure I got these three herniated discs from carrying my team in overwatch nonstop.

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This is more speaking to the void. It's been a few years, I think about you once and awhile. Not in a way of longing, but more curious how you've been. I wonder if you do the same. For a long while, I blamed you 100 percent for the way things ended. Convinced you dragged me through the mud for years for reasons I didn't understand. With time, I accepted that I was obviously responsible for the way things ended. I understand or at least suspect you were confused and unsure as much as I was. I'm not good with words much anymore, so I can't fully explain why I acted the way I did. BP was a contributing factor, but not the only one. I've always lacked self-confidence, and was extremely insecure. I put you on this pedestal, that you were so amazing that why would you ever engage with someone like me. That one day you would realize I was born trash, and just drop me. Often I was so on edge that when you were busy or just needing some space and time that I thought was uh... too much? That's not right. I don't know how to explain it.

Regardless I don't think like that anymore. Self reflection, realizing who I was, and who I've become. Idk why I'm typing all of this, just thinking about the past. I hope you're doing well, and that you are able to live the life that makes you happy.

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0v9

Heartwarming! The world's ugliest fucking fish ever has been fed a snack

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hormse

that fish is HIS FRIEND!!

excerpt:

After being entrusted to look after an underwater Shinto shrine, Hiroyuki Arakawa, 79, got to know the marine creatures that lived in the area. He started diving when he was 18.
Among the shrine’s residents is a female Asian sheepshead wrasse named Yoriko whom he became friends with about 30 years ago.
Whenever Arakawa dives to visit the shrine, all he needs to do is knock on metal, and Yoriko will be swimming toward him, Atlas Obscura said.
...At one point, when Yoriko was exhausted from struggling to find food, he fed her five crabs every day for 10 days. He also helped her on another occasion when she was badly injured.
For the priceless bond they’ve made, Arakawa couldn’t be more fulfilled.
“I have an amazing sense of accomplishment in my heart,” he said.
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ironinkpen

best thing about uncle iroh is that if you pay attention he is actually just as much of an idiot as zuko but has just mastered the art of coming across as a wise old man. the even better thing is that zuko is the only one on the planet who somewhat realizes this and no one would ever believe him because he's zuko

like uncle iroh 100% does dumb shit on purpose sometimes to get people to underestimate him and keep zuko from capturing the avatar, but other times he just, and i cannot emphasize this enough, does impulsive dumb shit for no reason other than the fact that terminal stupid presumably runs in the royal family's blood

uncle: "you never think things through, prince zuko!"

also uncle:

  • once got captured by the earth kingdom army buck ass naked bc he really wanted to go to a hot spring in enemy territory
  • betrayed zhao at the Northern Water Tribe with no escape plan and then spent 3 weeks starving on a boat
  • immediately went to a spa resort upon publicly committing treason
  • ate a poisonous plant and, in the spirit of Two Fish Hook Sokka, was going to solve the problem by eating another potentially poisonous plant
  • decided the safest place in the world they could go was the city he once FAMOUSLY laid siege to for 600 days
  • instead of lying low or giving a modicum of a shit about people recognizing him, overachieved himself into becoming one of the most well-known restaurant owners in said city
  • in fact overachieved so hard that he got an invite to meet the earth king (whose city he, again, once FAMOUSLY LAID SIEGE TO) which he fucking? accepted????
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