Obsessed with tiktoks of high school girls doing Steve Harvey cosplay. My favorite genre of video tbh

ねるですかね…どうしよですよ…

Now I'm wandering to sleep or not

ねようかと思ってたですのに！💢

I WAS wandering to sleep!!

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

i want to be as healthy and as beautiful as a grazing wild ox.

wild oxen are smelly and gross

Then smell me, be disgusted by me, I am freely myself. I am me.

‘The Dog’ from Teletubbies

lesbians and bi women need to start saying crazy shit when theyre horny like how people here talk about men. like less ”aaah i want to hold her hand…” more ”i want to explore her body like a tapeworm”

i actually don't think queer women should be weird about desire the way men are lol. i think a balance of being open about our sexual desire while still being respectful is possible actually

fuck off i want to engulf a woman like im a pitcher plant and shes a buzzing fly

wonky videogame dancing is so fucking fun i eat it up everytime like get it computer boy

go off

Top ten sentence enders:

where's the four others

hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me

when headphones beep sadly because their battery is low: oh you poor thing :( let me plug you in :(

when headphones say "battery low" in a human voice: Who Are You Stop Interrupting My Music

*authoritative reddit guy voice* warlock is actually just a cooler wizard. Their robes are flashier, they go a bit more creative with the hat design, and they do like, ACTUAL fireball attacks. Wizards just heat up the air and push it forward with a false current. It kinda burns but it's not really that bad lol. (Source: a kid at my college is a wizard and i best his ass for trying to enchant my gf (19, F) and his spells didn't even really hurt that much lol)

*my cursed eye begins to throb* augh fuck! Run! My wizard powers are becoming warlock powers!! There's no telling...what I might do.... Aurrugugua

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

deeply and passionately kissing a maiden named iced water

Coelacanths

It's been a while!

I'm a huge fan of @yellowplumfruit's artwork so I of course had to join their 5K DTIYS! I took the opportunity to try out some hatching (even though a lot of it is hard to see with how dark the blues are) and learn how to draw fish. I also may or may not have learned I've been pronouncing coelacanth wrong my whole life.

Congrats on 5k!!

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

doctor prescribed me 100mg of having a beer outside