If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

DUDE

I just realized I’ve survived everything I’ve ever encountered in life. I have a 100% survival rate. I’m fucking nailing it.

OH MY GOD

Imagine your OTP having rough sex. Person A is fucking person B in their lap, while person B has their arms slung across A’s shoulders. Person B pulls on person A’s hair to get them to look them in the eyes.

Dan played himself but Phil played us all

REBLOG IF YOU USED TUMBLR IN 2011 - 2013

If so, you knew how turnt Tumblr use to be

started this account in jan 2010

#remember the mishapocalypse#and doge#and do she got the booty#she dooooooo  

and of course those who combined ‘do she got the booty’ with the equally short-lived ‘swiggity swag what’s in the bag’ to form ‘swiggity swooty do she got the booty’

#and if thou starest too long into the abyss#the abyss shall stare back at thee

okay but i was watching hannibal when that happened and

“swiggity swag, i’m a stag”

i started around 2011, with homestuck and sherlock, during the fall of the onceler fandom. i witnessed the mishapocalypse and fanpro. i saw the rises and falls of so many trends: flower crowns, sassygay[character] urls, homestuck askblogs, and “WHAT IS AIR”

but nothing before or after has every compared to the dangan ronpa fandom circa summer 2013

Moon moon tho

i joined around july of 2013 and lemme tell you being thrown into that shitstorm was terrifying af

#NiceLegsDaisyDukes

NEW VIDEO: “How To: WILD”

This week, after literally non-stop requests and personal turmoil, I decided to teach you guys how to be WILD by Troye Sivan! It gets… _____ (fill in the blank)

i thought this video would get wild but it was kinda a masterpiece

I JUST REALIZED THAT WILD HAS FLOWERS OVER THE EYES

THIS WHOLE TIME FOR SOME REASON I HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS POTATO CHIPS LIKE THATS ALL I SAW

@aliens this is your chance to beam me the FUK up

Real talk: If Dan and Phil were to come out they obviously wouldn’t make a big deal out of it. They would probably make a Tumblr post and then not discuss it further. And even then they probably wouldn’t even come out because they are in a comfortable position in society right now and they value their privacy. Plus they are never serious about their personal life on camera anymore. It’s about the Amazingphil and danisnotonfire personas now, not actual Dan and Phil.

the first boy name phil says is daniel lmao

before yall start complaining

I love how Phil subtly drags all the youtubers who did the 7 second challenge with this video 

on the end credits to my life