moral of this story is that if you listen to any of these artists you need therapy <3

me too dw

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

reblog to save a writer 

Reblog because the titles for each category are comedy gold.

This is beyond helpful omg

follow me for more piping hot takes, like: 

Hey, Maybe If You Hate Something A Lot, You Should Just Not Engage With It

It’s Okay To Just Dislike Something, You Don’t Have To Make Your Loathing It Your Entire Identity

Fandom Should Be Fun But It Seems Like It’s Making You Miserable; Maybe You Should Step Away

or how about this banger:

Just Because I Think You’ve Gone Overboard With Your Frothing Hate Doesn’t Actually Mean I’m A Fan Of The Thing In Question

they wouldnt even have to be taught that by the government, i think children would just figure out horrifying methods to do that in their own thought process like.

“Maybe if we force him to eat every bug we can find, he’ll talk.”

My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English

It goes something like this

Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?

A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).

To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.

A lot of you in the notes seem to desire my dad carnally.

Guys it’s a CRIME that this animal shelter’s video has on 24 views please give them the attention they deserve.

The best gag here is the two remaining black kittens

I was only viewer #177!

[captions]

[jaunty electric music plays in the background]

“Here at the Sioux Falls Area Humane Society, we’ve got cats, cats, cats! Come on inside, let’s check out what kinda cats we’ve got just for you! We got quiet cats, we got fluffy cats, we got little cats, we got shoulder cats, we got all kinds of funny-looking cats! We got black kittens, but you better hurry up because we’ve only got two! We got big ol’ cuddly cats, [whispering] we got sleepin’ cats, [regular volume again] we got mouser cats! You can have matching cats!… in age! We got sporty cats with racin’ stripes! We got big ol luxury cats that are built for comfort. We’ve even got superheroes in  hiding and this [lowers voice] is Batman. Come on by and adopt today, they’re about ready to walk off the lot themselves, right into your home! I’m gonna give you a secret. This here cat? Is my favorite cat! I’d take him home myself, but my Momma already said no. So come on down, and adopt, adopt, adopt! At the Sioux Falls Area Humane Society.”

Incorrect Quote

Inkubus: Back from the ball, huh?

Jennifer: Yes, I left behind a glass slipper-

Jennifer: And a business card, in case the prince is really dumb...

seeing red

The Dead Queens Club by Hannah Capin

An aesthetic

cold as ice.

if i’m a bitch i’m gonna be the baddest

And stop screaming like a child denied a new toy

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It always pissed me off growing up when older folks would pull this shit with me.

Hot Strawberry Jam Dutch Baby

Well this isn’t at all scary or deeply weird.

(S02xE01 "Be Right Back")

There is literally already a 'Black Mirror' episode about exactly this! The show is a cautionary tale anthology about technological dystopia! Why the fuck do they keep trying to actualise episodes it? Stop trying to make it real!

It has been zero days.