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the bosses in this game are so funny actually. you defeat them and they immediately go "aw man, curses! i cant believe you bested me. here's my boss's social security number. while you're at it, take his credit card information. i've included the three digits on the back. go nuts, young wizard."
when ur abt to die but the enemy fizzles and ur able to get the final hit in
there’s something really funny about how guild wars treats necromancy. other fantasy games are like “ooooh raising the dead? that’s a crime against the circle of life and death. it’s strictly forbidden. horrifying. terrible.”
but in tyria and elona and shit it’s just like “oh I’m gonna raise the dead and have horrifying minions follow me around” and it’s just like whatever
SKYSCALE MOUNT
Minerva Mcgongall pulled out her notebook and turned to the page that listed the names and details of that years Gryffindor Quidditch team. Her heart swelling with pride she jotted down the name “Harry Potter” next to the position “Seeker” before closing the book and opening a second drawer. She took out a small, wooden box and rummaged in it for a few seconds before withdrawing a worn out envelope, inside of which was a short letter and a photograph.
“Dearest Minnie,
Hope you’re doing well! I’m the same of course, driving Lily up the wall as usual, she sends you her love by the way!
Now I know I told you that you’ll never find a chaser as good as me ever again, but it just goes to show that even the brilliant are sometimes mistaken. I’ve found you (made you!) a replacement who will one day outshine his old man by leagues! Enclosed is a photograph of your new Quidditch prodigy so that you may assess his skills for yourself. We have him chasing the cat for practice. He’ll be unbeatable by the time he starts at Hogwarts! The youngest Quidditch player in a century!
I guarantee it, Minnie. And you know I’m never wrong, though you’ll never admit it!
Missing you and Hogwarts terribly,
Lots of love,
James
P.S. Sirius says his marriage proposal still stands.”
Wiping away a single tear that ran down her cheek and chuckling to herself, she smiled down at the photograph of a small, gleeful, black haired boy zooming along in a toy broom, a pair of legs chasing after him and a young woman laughing hysterically in a corner.
“Right again, Mr. Potter.”
I found that exceptionally rude. It is customary to give WARNING before subject someone to such emotion. Butttttt @briknerd I don’t think I’ve textually broken your heart in a like a week.
YOU’RE AWFUL AND I’M TOO NICE FOR THIS ABUSE
man do I sure love destiny
Weiss: Ruby, snipe the psions
Ruby: On it!
Weiss: Nora, “boop” anything with a yellow health bar
Nora: *sloth noises*
Weiss: And Yang.
Yang: *looks over*
Weiss: Smash.
Yang: *smiles and uses her super*
when you go to base game locations and see all the kinderguardians
i just started destiny 2 for the first time and i’ve been doing a lot of events with very high level players…this is how i feel
I love seeing the Kinderguardians hop into events!
If anything I back off so they can get more experience points to level up to get the gud gud. Go kick ass buddy, I’ll be here to revive you when you need me.
@ignoredchipmunk @justanotherawkwardgaymer @chigen-atomic PROTECT THE KINDERGUARDIANS
PROTECT THE PRECIOUS BABIES!!!!
Chikorita is the most metal pokemon
Two new Strikes (three for Playstation players)
*Playstation exclusive
