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If there isn’t a fight sequence in The King’s Man with Rasputin playing in the background then I’m not seeing it.
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(509): So for future reference…. it’s a little unnerving when I can’t get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, “Oh fuck… It’s tequila”
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Were you quite competitive then, when you had to get ripped alongside people like Colin Firth? ~ Jamie & Jimmy’s Festive Feast (2019)
Source: youtu.be
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Iconic.
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(763): You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
(715): I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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(204): some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away….
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(239): He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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just a heads up that I’m taking commissions!!
ill draw;
- fan art
- OCs
- character design/refs
- light nsfw
- light gore
here’s some examples:
prices start at;
- £7 headshot
- £12 mid body
- £18 full body
- +50% each character
- prices go up with complexity
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“What is that, Harry?”
“That’s a car.”
“I want one.”
“You can hardly drive with that tail of yours.”
Another Mermaid!Eggsy and Harry picture! This time coloured sketch-lines with a bit of shading. <3 I really love this and his tail and colours are so fun to draw!
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He freezes when he reaches the archway into the kitchen and finds someone who is certainly not Harry Hart at the stove.
Eggsy awkwardly pulls the bottom of the shirt further down his thighs, “you’re not Harry.”
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Merlin: Absolute dry whit and fast quips that no one but Roxy can keep up with because she’s the only Kingsman with half a brain cell. He calls his computers his children, once asked an intern if she knew how to make an American style 12 shot coffee and she called medical to ask if he was okay.
Roxy: Once called Eggsy her sugar baby with a look so dry that everyone believed her and now she’s committed to the rouse, buys him cute shoes and lunch once a week and Eggsy still hasn’t figured out why. Fueled by spite and this incident is probably proof.
Harry: Knows exactly two jokes and neither of them are funny and the only person that has ever laughed at either of them was Eggsy, because he thought they were bad on purpose, but no, Harry’s just THAT bad at jokes. He thought he was a god for all of 10 minutes after Eggsy actually laughed at his terrible humor.
Eggsy: *a picture of ramen covered in strawberry sauce* ‘bone apple teeth’, and then, ironically enough, will actually eat it because he has the taste buds of a five year old.
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Kingsman Trilogy | 2014 | 2017 | 2020 |
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(847): Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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I did a sketch of Eggsy from Kingsman in school and decided to minimum-effort digitalise it! Quite like this messy style