blueberries ; series masterlist.

pairing ; joey tribbiani x gn!reader x rachel green series synopsis ; all of a sudden, blueberry cheesecake was joey's favorite flavor of ice cream. wc ; 44.1k and counting! themes ; angst, fluff, slice of life, slowburn warnings / includes ; talks of sex/suggestive content, mentions of cheating, mild cursing, injuries, reader is a physicist and also bisexual, literally everyone in the group is fruity other than ross lol, joey being an idiot, updated as the series goes on!

main masterlist.

chapter one. ↳ the one with runaway brides, pregnant wives, and homewreckers.

chapter two. ↳ the one with hockey pucks, double dates, and blackouts.

chapter three. ↳ the one with lumpy potatoes, new years parties, and mother-kissers.

chapter four. ↳ the one with break ups, sex dreams, and hospital waiting rooms.

chapter five. ↳ the one with accidental love confessions, friendly one night stands, and marinara sauce.

chapter six coming soon!

good to me, part two | joel miller x f!reader

masterlist | kofi | follow @swiftispunkupdates for fic notifs

pairing: gynecologist!joel miller x female!reader rating: 18+ explicit word count: 3.7k

a/n: thank you to everyone who showed part one so much love. you're all too good to me.

special thanks to @knopes-waffles for mining the depths of pinterest to find some pictures for this instalment. i love you!

part one | part three

For Christmas this year, I got a Jurassic Park Velociraptor toy, and even though it’s now a few days past Christmas, I decided to make this stopmotion video because I couldn’t stop laughing at the idea. Enjoy!

Animated with Stop Motion Studio Pro app on my iPad.

This is a masterpiece

Hate to break it to you but this is ART!

☀︎ your summer dream masterlist ☀︎

joel miller x f!reader

COMPLETED SERIES~

series playlist | ao3 | kofi | banner by the lovely @pamasaur

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pairing: joel miller x fem!reader rating: 18+ minors dni series warnings etc: [NO OUTBREAK] we'll call him dad's buddy!joel, fairly soft!joel, age difference (28/50), alcohol, food, smut (will specify with each chapter), fluff, anxiety, mentions of infidelity, mentions of divorce, jet skis????, secret relationship. no use of y/n.

series summary: fresh on the heels of the worst breakup of your life, you find an unexpected kindred spirit in joel miller, who's agreed to tag along for seven days to a tropical resort with you and your parents.

prologue

season two

part one–autumn air (coming soon) part two–? part three–? part four–?

BONUS*: feelings on fire/your summer dream crossover crackfic

more

There Are Limits

Pete "Maverick" Mitchell x F!Reader

Summary: Maverick's new female friend brings out your spiteful nature. And seeing you with a new man is harder on Maverick than he'd like to admit.

CW: age gap, student/instructor dynamic, swearing, drinking, and did someone say bring on the angst?? Because you know I can deliver..

WC: 4000+

This is Part 5 in the There Are Rules universe.

“Captain?”

Maverick looks up when you step into his office. He’s sitting on the edge of his desk and there’s a woman standing between his legs, so close, she might as well be in his lap. When you enter, she steps away half-heartedly, looking slightly annoyed that her conversation with Maverick has been cut short.

Maverick’s cheeky grin falters when he sees you, and he clears his throat as he hops off his desk.

“Lieutenant,” he says. “How can I help you?”

Because polls get the most engagement I’m making a poll lol

(For the sake of this poll: a collector is anyone who *currently has* a collection of things either physically or digitally that they intentionally acquired which can be grouped together)

Please please please please pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase tell me what you collect and optionally why!!!! (This is doubly true if your collection is related to a regulatory/“special” interest!!!!!!! That’s honestly the only reason I’m making this poll, I am begging youuuuuuuuuuu

Oh my goodness, I collect so many different things.

I collect antique cameras because I think they make beautiful decorations and love finding ones that work on the flea market.

I collect magnets from everywhere I travelled to and keep them on a board above my desk as little trinkets.

I collect every postcard that was ever written to me and write them myself because I think a postcard is a small reminder that somebody thought of you and loves you.

I collect books and especially special editions of my favourites because I just love reading and all the little add-ins that come with the different editions.

I collect pretty notebooks for the same reason except that I never fill them because they are so precious and the endless possibilities to fill these white pages overwhelm me somewhat.

@comicconscotland: Matt Smith & Jared Padalecki at Comic Con Scotland. Who would like to see these two back in Scotland at some point? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @jarpad

☀︎ your summer dream masterlist ☀︎

joel miller x f!reader

ONGOING SERIES~

series playlist | ao3 | kofi | banner by the lovely @pamasaur

pairing: joel miller x fem!reader rating: 18+ minors dni series warnings etc: [NO OUTBREAK] we'll call him dad's buddy!joel, fairly soft!joel, age difference (28/50), alcohol, food, smut (will specify with each chapter), fluff, anxiety, mentions of infidelity, mentions of divorce, jet skis????, secret relationship. no use of y/n.

series summary: fresh on the heels of the worst breakup of your life, you find an unexpected kindred spirit in joel miller, who's agreed to tag along for seven days to a tropical resort with you and your parents.

prologue

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more

vacation!joel edit by the lovely @nostalxgic 🤍

cowboy like me | masterlist

dbf!joel miller x f!reader | ao3

DISCLAIMER: please read all chapter content warnings before reading!!! this series features adult content (18+)

i know it when i see it // masterlist

ao3 | playlist

pairing: pornstar!joel miller x fem!reader

summary: it's the golden age of porn. sex and sin are the national pastime. your career in adult films starts opposite a man who goes by the name texas.

part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

part eight

epilogue

This is so good!❤️‍🔥

his favorite girl [masterlist]

pairing: guitar teacher!joel miller x f!reader

summary: joel agrees to teach you how to play guitar for a college course, but you can't keep your eyes off him long enough to play. your lessons get a lot harder when you realize he feels the same.

series warnings: 18+ MDNI, language, no outbreak, age gap (30 years), slow-burn, sexual tension, finger kink, smut, fluff, angst, m&f masturbation, fingering, unprotected piv, car sex

series status: ongoing

parts:

one - your overactive imagination wreaks havoc during your first guitar lesson with joel. 3.3k

two [in progress]

three [coming soon!]

four [coming soon!]

a/n: there's at least four parts planned, but might be more! and a joel pov extra thrown in 🎼 huge thanks to @morning-star-joy for being this series' biggest fan, this wouldn't be possible without you

Yay! Can't wait!😌👉🏻👈🏻

Hot damn… We need a follow-up. Like, a romantic sunset cruise or a bar tour with dancing or whatever.

pairing: frat dad!joel miller x college student!female reader

rating: explicit (18+ MDNI)

word count: 5.1k

summary:

dear reader:

content warnings:

This fic is my newest obsession…🌚

Fall Into Temptation | 1/3 (Joel Miller x Preacher’s Daughter Reader)

Summary: Of all the women to catch Joel Miller’s attention—it just had to be one of the goddamn preacher’s daughters.

Pairing: Joel Miller x Preacher’s Daughter Female Reader

Warnings/Tags: 18+ Only, Minors DNI. NO DESCRIPTION OF READER despite the nickname Joel gives her, it doesn’t speak to her body type. AGE GAP (reader is late 20’s and Joel is 56, I know, I know but this was self indulgent because my birthday is next month idk just let me have this one) canon language, canon violence, several mentions of religion, terms pastor and preacher are used interchangeably here and there, mentions of the bible and religious symbols (cross), innocent/virgin reader, very brief scene of attempted sexual assault, no explicit smut (yet). Asshole Joel, protective Joel, hints of softish dom Joel?

Word Count: 8.2k

me rn and there’s TWO MORE PARTS TO BE BLESSED WITH?

I need the next part!🥵

rated r

Pairing: Pedro Pascal x Fem!Reader (Professor x TA Student)

Words: 5299

Warnings: Swearing. Oral (male receiving). Reciting poetry during sex because why not. Penetrative, unprotected sex (wrap the shlong before you king kong people). Slight dom/sub elements. Very slight though. Mostly sweet smot. Creampie.

Based on this little headcanon.

Y/N: I literally just had a quick idea and I can't resist when someone tells me to write something so here you go. Some shameless teacher/student smot. Please please let me know how I'm doing in the comments and as usual, reblogs are always appreciated (if you're interested in rpf fanfiction). This isn't beta'd...Also, the poem recited here is by the one and only Chian Poet, Pablo Neruda. You can add yourself to the taglist(s) here.

God I have such a good angst series for bfd!bucky. Do y’all want me to write it?

Please write this! I beg you! I really need this story! <3