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Never Tell Me The Odds

@alilpunkrock / alilpunkrock.tumblr.com

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skjeinon

hey rooster, i have a thing for you and your dad, babes

+ and your uncle 🫠

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Do you still take requests because I'm binge reading your Ryan Sitkowski imagines and holy hell I'm fucking in love🥰

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Awe thank you! I was thinking about starting to write again.. I’m always taking requests though!! Send me what you’d like! 🥰

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alilpunkrock

“Shut up” “make me” with Colby? 👀👉👈

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Kinda smutty?

“Shut up!”

“Make me.” Those two words that came from my mouth are the reason I’m in my current position.

Colby was stressed out and I knew better than to pick at him when he was in a bad mood, but damn it’s fun. I’ve known him for 5 years now we’re super close and know everything there is to know about each other. He’s kinda predictable so I usually know how he’ll react, but this, I was not expecting.

Colby was towering over me, with a hand gripping my hair into a ponytail and a hand in a fist at his side.

“Make you, huh? Are you sure about that.” Something in his voice sent chills down my spine and buckled my knees. I responded with a shy nod and let my eyes travel his face until they landed on his lips.

I watched his mouth curl into a smirk before he started speaking again.

“On your knees.” He said while his free hand was untying his joggers. I looked down and watched his pants fall around his ankles and his hand palm his semi. “I’m not going to ask again.”

I licked my lips as I followed his orders.

I met a whole new part of Colby that day, and hopefully it wouldn’t be a one time thing.

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It’s crazy to me that this is one of the smallest things I’ve written but it’s my most popular 💕

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50 Actually Interesting NSFW questions! 💞

Don’t reblog if you’re cishet or republican lmao ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

1. If you didn’t have to worry about money, what would your sex toy collection look like?

2. If your body was indestructible, what things would you do?

3. What kinks do you like in theory, but not in practice?

4. What’s your favorite physical sensation?

5. Have you ever gotten off to a TV show or movie?

6. What kinks do you wish you liked more?

7. Do you like candles or incense during sex? If so, what scents?

8. What would be the gender-makeup of your dream threesome?

9. Would you want a FWB? Why or why not?

10. Do you enjoy taking/sending nudes?

11. Would you have sex with a drag queen?

12. Would you be a stripper and/or visit a strip club?

13. If other people weren’t an issue, what public place would you want to fuck?

14. What would you change about your sex life?

15. How fast do you cum? What’s your record?

16. Would you ever go to a Kink convention?

17. Do you consider yourself part of the BDSM community?

18. What’s your safeword? Have you ever used it?

19. Whats your favorite type of porn? (Gifs, videos, audios, animated, erotica, etc)

20. If you could have sex on any drug with no repercussions, what would it be?

21. Would you fuck any of your exes?

22. Favorite after-sex food?

23. What’s your favorite room in the house to fuck?

24. What was your first kink?

25. Do you like being scratched/scratching your partner?

26. How much pain do you like during sex?

27. How long can you keep a sexting convo going?

28. What’s your favorite sex story to tell?

29. On a scale of 1-10, how kinky would you say you are and why?

30. Have you ever cried during and/or after sex?

31. Do you like to dress slutty in public?

32. What’s your favorite thing to do to someone else?

33. Are you into temp play, and if so, do you prefer cold or hot? (ice or candle wax, etc?)

34. What would you consider taboo? And what would you say is your most taboo kink?

35. What’s the highest age you would sleep with?

36. Do you like cucking? In either position?

37. Could you get off on your own porn/nudes?

38. Do you have any unpopular opinions about sex or kink?

39. What’s your daily orgasm record?

40. Can you have sex when you’re sick?

41. What’s your least favorite thing about sex?

42. Do your friends know about your kinks/sex life?

43. In your opinion, what kinks are overhyped?

44. In your opinion, what sex toys are overhyped?

45. What would your dream porn/erotica consist of?

46. What is your favorite way to tease and/or be teased?

47. Bra or no bra?

48. Do you like being naked during sex? What about causally?

49. What is your favorite thing to hear during sex?

50. Answer any number that you want to!

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alilpunkrock

I’m bored.. ask away!

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picture this.... u give me ur shirt.. it's way too big on me so i dont wear anything under it... u tell me to sit on ur lap... n we kiss until ur hard... aha.... jk.....

......unless

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Gorgeous and Talented

Drew Starkey x Reader

More Drew Starkey and the OBX cast playing basketball and being flirty, b/c why not? haha

Warnings: Cursing, not very well written

Made a GIF from a video that’s not mine. All credit to owner/creator <3

Everyone in the cast and on the crew knew you and Drew had a thing for each other since day one. Your chemistry was pretty undeniable. And you had a feeling Drew would ask you out on an official date soon enough, but you were both having fun flirting with each other until then. 

Most of the cast was hanging out at the park on their day off. JD, Austin and Drew were playing basketball. You had a short attention span and went from playing soccer with Rudy to skateboarding with Chase, Bailey and Cline; both activities you grew up doing and were pretty good at. Eventually, you decided you wanted some attention from Drew.

You started by playing 2 on 2 for a little bit. You and Austin were winning, mostly because Drew kept fouling you (picking you up around the waist was definitely a foul) earning you lots of free throws. Then, it turned into just messing around, Austin and JD gradually moved to the basket on the other side of the court since you and Drew were pretty much just flirting and occasionally shooting a basketball at this point.

“You’re gonna shoot from there?” You asked, looking at Drew who was past the 3pt line practically at half-court. 

“What? You don’t think I can make it?” He asked bouncing the ball. 

You shrugged, “I didn’t say that.” Smugness now apparent on your face.

“Hmm” Drew considered your lack of faith in him, looked at the basket and then looked at you, and without taking his eyes off you he took the shot and it went in. The cockiest smirk ever appeared on his face.

“Lucky shot.” You said evenly, really trying to hide how impressed you were. 

Drew snorted, “Please, I can tell you’re swooning over there.” He said nodding at you.

“Yeah, but I have to keep your ego in check. It’s only a matter of time before you realize how gorgeous and talented you are and then your head is just gonna get so big and you’ll be insufferable. …So I’m just trying to keep you humble.” You explained, holding the basketball as he walked over to you, all shirtless and sweaty in the South Carolina sun. 

“Gorgeous and talented, huh?” Drew asked. 

“Yeah, it’s kind of annoying how perfect you are.” You stated, wrinkling your nose and brushing some his hair out of his face and then starting to dribble a little.

“You’re pretty annoyingly perfect too, ya know?” He said, as he half-heartedly tried to get the ball from you, “BUT luckily you SUCK at basketball, so I don’t think I need to worry about your head getting too big about that.” He smirked, stealing the ball from you easily and then holding it above your head while you tried to jump for it. 

 You pushed him playfully and he just laughed.

 “Okay, well I didn’t play it since I was 5 years old and I’m not a frickin giraffe, like some people!” 

“I thought you said you played a couple years of basketball?” He asked, facing you and dribbling between his legs and easily keeping the ball away from you as you kept trying to reach for it.

“I only played one year and I fouled out of every game because I thought I could run into people like in soccer.” You grumbled quickly. 

Drew chuckled while he set up to take a shot, “Yeah, that checks out.” He said. 

Your mouth dropped open, “What are you talking about?! You have only seen my sweet side!” 

“Pfft!” Drew snorted while he retrieved the ball, “So you’re saying you didn’t threaten to kill Chase yesterday when he shot a blue turtle at you in Mario Kart?” 

You just glared, looking guilty. “Okay, so I’m …spirited.” 

“Hey Austin, what did my ‘sweet and spirited’ Y/N tell you last weekend when she thought you were cheating at that drinking game?” 

You didn’t miss the fact he just called you ‘his Y/N’ and you felt butterflies swarm in your stomach.

“Oh, I believe she said and I quote: ‘get ready to catch these hands bitch’“ 

And Drew raised his eyebrows and looked at you knowingly. 

“Whatever.” you grumbled, rolling your eyes, but you couldn’t hide the smile growing on your face. You saw both Maddy’s leaving to go back home. “Mads, wait up!” You called to both of them. 

“Y/N! Wait,” He called and you turned to face him, as he walked up closer to you. “do you wanna grab drinks with me tonight?” Drew asked. 

And you vaguely noticed the rest of the cast not-so-subtly stopping their activities to listen to your response.

You looked at him for a second and smirked, “Is this you finally asking me on a date, Starkey?” 

He chuckled, “That depends… are you saying yes?” 

“Pick me up at 8″ You smirked trying to maintain an air of coolness. 

“Yes ma’am” he replied, matching your smirk while the rest of the cast cheered. 

“Whoo!”

“Finally!”

“Owwwww!”

“We told you she’d say yes!”

You walked over to Bailey and Cline who gave you excited smiles and when you reached them you did a little happy dance and squealed with them, but then turned to see Drew laughing at you acting like a 13 year old. So you cleared your throat and fixed your hair and regained your cool composure, before winking at him and walking back with the girls. 

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alilpunkrock

THIS IS MY FAVORITE 😍😍

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