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The Phantom of the Opera

Alternate Titles include:

  •  Dammit, Erik
  •  Erik, No
  •  How Not To Treat Women
  •  How to Prove You’re a Dick in a Few Months Time
  •  Everybody Wants to Bed the Persian

- Singing Skeleton hates the Friend-zone

- Masked Crybaby lives in the basement

- Swedish soprano just wants to be left alone

- Creepy Fanboying

- Musical Abuse

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muirin007

-A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder

-Look At It! It’s Ugly, Isn’t It?! 

-Gothic Tropes: The Musical! 

-Restraining Orders Don’t Exist Yet

-Hopping Jolly High: Opium in the Court of Mazenderan 

-Fatal Attraction

-She’s Just Not That Into You

-pain and suffering for everyone involved

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nikimears

“(…) She waited for her lover to rescue her. But he never came. No one came. In a moment of despair, she cast a spell upon herself that she would never again feel the agony of love. But as her bitterness grew the spell turned into a curse. A curse on any man who dared love an Owens woman.”

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mcbride

“I think I have to prepare myself for kind of more of that fan reaction about what an asshole I am.”                                  - Jeffrey Dean Morgan on Talking Dead for “The Cell”

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negangifs

Negan and Rick Grimes in The Walking Dead Season 7 Episode 4 | Service

‘How about a thank you. You think that might be in order? Or is that too much to ask?!‘
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What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: In The Phantom of the Opera, before everything goes down, how did the phantom “teaching” Christine actually go??? Cause what I’m picturing is Christine sitting in some room practicing away and then the phantom awkwardly shouting something like “less vibrato” from a closet or some crap. Then stupid little Christine going “ *gasp* My angel! My angel of music! Have you come to teach me just as dear father promised?” Then the phantom just being like “uh…………..    …yes? *Ahem* Yes! Start again at measure 32!”

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i will always adore ramin as the phantom, but he is just as incredible when he’s himself. 
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hellgurl93

me at parties

*everyone chatting amongst themselves*

me: ahem.

everyone:

me:

me: soME of yOU may REcALL the stRAnge AFfair of the PHANTom of the OPERa…

everyone: not this shit again-

me: a mySTerY, never fULLy expliAned.

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