yikes

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

fun outfit idea!

Retail worker dream uniform

Y'all forgetting the OG

The above post is not the OG. 

The original, as seen below, was posted on Facebook by a guy in Cincinnati. Someone else saw it and thought they would have more luck propagating it if they changed the city to “Detroit,” because in the American popular consciousness, Detroit is a more infamously blighted city than Cincinnati. And indeed, that version was the one that proliferated, because it resonated more with the people who saw it. The original poster and the original city were forgotten.

Does this really matter to anyone (besides Joshua Cromwell)? Perhaps not. But sometimes people do this with things that are more important than porches…

someone stole our fucking meme! can’t have shit in Cincinnati

Я фрукт! Ещё какой!…

Other people have added but that last part is idiomatic and emphasizes the first part so more accurately reads: “I am a fruit — and what a fruit I am!!”

op deleted this tweet which is the saddest thing to ever happen because this is a really really really good tweet

not sure if the tumblr post came first or this did but I’m pretty sure it’s the former. smh.

#they probably deleted it because it wasn’t their og post#tumblr is the invisible source of all twitter things as they say

the original text is from a tumblr post. the joke of the tweet is that theyve formatted the text into a failed skill check from the video game disco elyisum. 

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh,, bleugjh,,,, ptoo…