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let's be real, i'm a(n inactive) twilight blog

@the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis / the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis.tumblr.com

it's been real, it's been good, i'll even say it's been real good. (header by @bellasdumptruckass)
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STOP IT!!! ME OPNEING TUMBLR TO SEND YOU AN ASK AFTER POSTING ON YOUR ONESHOT TO SEE YOU POSTING ON MY FIC ONLY TO FIND YOU'VE JUST MENTIONED ME IN A COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE MY LIFE YOU ARE MY STARS I AM IN AWE OF YOUR ABILITIES I AM RANTING TO MYSELF ABOUT HOW AMAZING YOUR WRITING IS BESTIE YOUR WORDS ECHO IN MY HEAD LONG AFTER I FINISH READING CAN YOU NOT FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE CAN YOU STAY WITH ME FOREVER WHAT---

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we are ABSOLUTELY on the same wavelength right now lmao oh my god, ily so much, YOUR writing lives rent-free in my head (i LITERALLY copied down a bunch of lines from chapter 15 of by starlight in my journal today like--)

i'll stay with you forever if you stay with me forever!!!!!!

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the dude string trail

(aka jasper cowboy headcanons UwU)

i had a conversation with the one and only @su-angelvicioso that inspired me so strongly i wrote this even though i was Not Writing Twilight at the time, and you know what fuck it, i think it's funny. cori, as always, thank you for being my favorite person to talk about twilight with.

  • this is completely authentic and not sarcastic at all. why would you think that
  • one fall, jasper decides that he misses embracing his texan heritage. he wants to get back into being a cowboy!
  • (this is definitely only about him missing horses and his human life & has nothing at all to do with being sick of living with the cullens & kind of in trouble because he ate someone again & tired of having to defend himself to alice about wearing boot-cut jeans for no apparent reason. because none of those things are happening. obviously.)
  • “back into being a cowboy?” emmett says. “wait, when were you a cowboy?”
  • jasper ignores emmett, who is obviously just jealous of jasper because he has superpowers and is better at fighting, and definitely doesn’t know anything about cowboys or cowboy culture because what would someone from rural tennessee know about cattle ranching.
  • he also definitely doesn’t have a cooler more authentic southern accent than jasper. what
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Preface: After a little bit of encouragement I decided that this is my blog and I can post whatever I want I would like to share these 2 Old & Abandoned pieces that I was VERY hesitant to share because I can’t help but pick them apart. There’s so many things I’d change and do a lot better now, especially the first one! 😭 but I don’t feel like re-drawing them at all (I don’t have the time.💀) so I’m posting them! Flaws and all.

I don’t have a title for it except

Pain

The art depicts well, it’s supposed to María during a very dark, painful, and dangerous time (one of many lol) in her second life. A time where she lost her grip on herself, her control, her security, and her sanity. She was not only alone but in danger. She had to think on her feet, and avoid being picked off while she was left to rot and starve by the very same people who stole her entire livelihood and controlled the land in which she lived.

I could keep going on and on but ~self control~ so let me stop here. LOL!

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thinking about how everyone's like "yeehaw Jasper! he wears cowboy hats and assless chaps!" despite limited textual evidence for him having an aesthetic that in anyway resembles cowboy style.

meanwhile Billy Black is wearing a cowboy hat in SCENE ONE

he's the yeehaw boyfriend for those of us with Taste

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~Here guys! Have another old creation I never posted (✿◕‿◕)ノ 💟✨~

💍💟💎💜✨

I created this moodboard a long time ago based on an old headcanon that came to my mind, but I never posted. I still don’t know why haha. 😅 I gave it a purple theme because I simply love purple.

Headcanon: María’s mate had intended to marry her before his demise.

María discovered an unfamiliar ring interwoven within the underside of the serape that belonged to the love of her life. Placed onto her with a certain gentle admiration that only one who loved her deeply could have done. She’d spent the whole day wondering when she’d be giving it back of him. It was his after all… she’d woven it herself specifically for him to wear.

She no longer had to wonder.

She wouldn’t give it back to him now even if he physically came back to life and asked for it.

~☔️🌌

She questioned how she hadn’t paid attention to the weird sensation she’s felt rubbing against her skin while underneath the fabric the entire time, not until it was the only thing left to notice…

Not until it was practically the only thing she had left of him.

She was never the bright when it came to romance, so it took her longer than one should to figure out what it meant, why it had been on his person,

and why she had no idea about it’s existence

Not up until that point anyway….

~🎆💟

It’s almost like he knew, almost like life is funny that way. At least, that’s what she tells herself because she couldn’t dare think about what could’ve been, what WOULD’VE been had they not…

She couldn’t spend a second to think about how she would have responded. Would she sob? Would she flick his forehead and say “¡Levántate, tonto!”, would she jump on him and kiss him like some fairytale? She didn’t know.

She would never know now…

There’s a reason she wears white every time she visits his gravestone specifically.

~🕊️💍

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changing it from Sally intentionally petrifying Gabe to Gabe accidentally petrifying himself misses the entire point of Gabe's fate and disregards the power of Sally's choice. "If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself. I have to . . . find the courage on my own. Your quest has reminded me of that."

but yeah, the other issue is that Sally petrifying Gabe in the show doesn't quite work anymore given all the changes they made to both her character and their dynamic in general. Her petrifying Gabe in the books is her implied only out of that relationship. In the show she divorces him. Im not saying that show Gabe isn't a bad guy but god, the overall divergence from the canon book storyline is just so disappointing to me.

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the pjo tv show has solidified something for me and it's that i don't think luke WANTS to betray percy.

i think luke looks at a kid who lost his mom, an unclaimed kid full of righteous anger at the gods, he's just a kid, and he thinks he can take him with him!!! he thinks percy will side with him! (i think kronos wants percy to side with him!) he thinks he can save percy!!!! he doesn't want to be enemies!!!!

IT WAS ON PURPOSE. THE SHOW DID THAT ON PURPOSE

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