707: Esto es tu culpa!
Yoosung: No, it’s not!
Jaehee: You speak Spanish?
Yoosung: No, I just know the phrase “this is all your fault” in every language he speaks.
707: just ate 52 bags of chips, will i die in my sleep?
707: oh and i had 2 litres of phd pepper with it
zen: you have a better chance of farting a hole through your sheets
[later]
707: you were right
saeran: [gently waking mc] you live like this?
Source: twitter.com
MC: You’re doing it again.
707: Doing what?
MC: You’re smiling.
707: Yes, I’m smiling.
MC: It’s the sad smile. It’s a smile but you’re sad. It’s like two emotions at once. It’s like you’re malfunctioning.
707: [dressed in a knight costume] Squire, young squire... Do you have the time?
Saeran: It’s, like, 3pm.
707: Wrong, squire! It is... [puts visor down] knighttime.
Saeran: Good, because I’m gonna knock your lights out.
Source: twitter.com
zen: last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people
Source: setheverman
Yoosung: How do you feel about children?
707: Umm, they’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it.
Yoosung: Why would you throw a rock at a child?
707: I just said I wouldn’t.
Saeran: Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?
MC: Sometimes I whine like a BIG bitch.
Source: themboarchive
jumin: love isn’t real it’s just chemical reactions
zen: so is every other feeling you dumb bitch
Source: draeneis
yoosung, texting: we need to talk
zen, texting back: what’s wrong
yoosung: can we get chinese food
zen: that’s what you wanted to talk about?
yoosung: yeah
zen, to 707: if you die, can i use your body for science?
707: okay, but if my dead body starts fighting back... oops!
zen:
zen: oops is something you say when you accidentally pour all berries into your cereal. “oops! all berries!” not “oops! oh my god my reanimated corpse is about to strangle you to death”
707: well just don’t piss it off
Source: youtube.com
MC, joining the RFA: What exactly is my responsibility here? To comfort insecure, heterosexual men? That can’t possibly fall to me.
zen: yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street
zen: i looked both ‘handsome’ and ‘radiant’
zen: too bad i got hit by that car
Source: twitter.com
an emotion: [pokes its head through the mountain of suppression seven’s buried it under]
707, beating it with a stick: back! back!
Source: thebootydiaries
[texting]
Yoosung: Why aren’t we all sitting together?
Jumin: Dear Yoosung, this is the safety protocol. We are less conspicuous travelling as individuals. Sincerely, Jumin Han.
Yoosung: You don’t have to sign your name on texts.
Jumin: Dear Yoosung, suggestion noted. Sincerely, Jumin Han.
zen: gotta go beat up my dad... or like, talk to him i guess. i don’t know what families do