Wattpad fics be like;
I was asleep and my mom ran into my room, packing my clothes for me in my Aeropostale suitcase “Mom what are you doing” She looked at me and sighed, putting her cigarette out on her hand “They are here” I was confused, I rolled out my light purple stripped comforter and ruffled my long thick blonde hair with brown streaks in it “Who are” “Your new owners.” This is the story of how one direction bought me
teaching the puppy
Quotes while reading fanfic
*high pitched screaming*
*reads an embarrassing line and takes a deep breath* *shuts phone off* *takes five million laps around my house* *ignores fanfic but thinks about it for every second for three days straight**comes back to fanfic* “OhH mYy FuCKiNG gOD!!!”
“Why the fuck you lyin’ why you always lyin’, mmmm my god, stop fucking lyin’ ”
“bIITTTCHHHHH”
“This is straight up lies, this doesn’t ever happen”
“Oh my god this fic is terrible….I have to finish it as fast as I possibly can”
“wHat the FUCK THAT MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH TAG WAS NOT FUCKING THERE”
“….what the hell do you mean my ship doesn’t end up together? WHat THE heLl dO YOU MEaN?!”
“They’re like little tiny baby pancakes aweee”
“JUST DO IT ALREADY”
“Where’s the smut?”
“Oh my god there’s too much smut”
“I know this bitch just didn’t….”
“Oh shit am I about to cry? What the FUCK tears?”
“I probably shouldn’t be reading this in church”
ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰ will to live
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
“go big or go home” *goes home*
To see if tumblr will censor this
Tiddy tiddy bang bang
look at this dick
safe mode can suck it
and my tits
tiddy tiddy bang bang
safe mode is wack
and thats a fact
time to attack
tiddy tiddy bang bang
delete this shit
you guys better do it
before i flip
Titty titty bang bang
lick my dick
suck it so hard you can hear it drip
dans always saying that he knows what we get up to in our group chats,,, its almost like his secret blog is part of one
O_o
I love owl city so much we dont deserve him
two dudes, sittin in the hot tub, five feet apart cuz theyre not gay
theyre definitely gay you can tell they want to hold hands but theyre not ready yet
my phone’s dying and i’m sort of jealous