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what if I made a superman blog
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what if I made a superman blog
Can be SFW or NSFW
A laugh left Kara’s mouth before she could stop it, though she did nonchalantly brush the back of her hand over her mouth as if to cover the fact that she did laugh. This Annie Parker certainly was not wrong — arranging anything with Cat Grant was either inconveniently immediately or inconveniently later, and there was no happy in between. Kara hummed quietly to herself, remembering seeing the name Parker Industries on a form a few days prior. Annie’s offer would definitely be something that would benefit Cat’s empire of a company.
“Yeaaah, I know how you feel. Trust me. Getting through to Ms. Grant is like waiting five-to-seven business days just to see if you can talk to her.” The blonde reached up to fiddle with her glasses, pushing them up a little. “Well, ah, first, congratulations on the new building,” Kara smiled politely. “National City really is a great place, especially for companies. I grew up here and I love it.” The beginnings of a ramble were halted, and Kara smiled awkwardly once more. “Anyways, I think I can squeeze you in Ms. Grant’s office today. Uhm, maybe. I’ll do my best.” She looked around the office, as if a solution for a sound argument would present itself to her, and then gestured at her desk. “You can wait there if you want. You might get lost if you wander off of this floor.” Joke, joke…
Kara nodded her head and turned to hurry into Cat’s office, albeit she had to wait a whopping five minutes just for Ms. Grant to finish a rather heated phone call discussing a contract. Some sour looks and semi-firm stutters later, Cat agreed to allot Annie a brief meeting. Kara slipped out of Cat’s office and smiled at Annie, gesturing half-dramatically behind her. “She’s all yours, for the next incredibly gracious ten minutes.”
Kara made her way back to her desk chair and awkwardly plopped down on it. “Don’t let her intimidate you, by the way. She’s actually really…nice.” That totally sounded believable. Not.
Oh dear lord, this girl was gonna give her a heart attack. That laugh was just diabetic levels of sweet, and the way she pushed her glasses up on her nose like that as she went off into that dorky little ramble? That tore it, she was gonna have to ask this cutie out for a cup of coffee after she got through setting up this thing with Ms. Grant. It would be an actual crime to not do that, and Annie did have a thing about stopping criminal activity.
“Oh, just do what you can, beautiful. I’ll wait right here,” she flirted with a wink, trying to convey as much homo as she possibly could. It was hard, sometimes, to try and get through that yes, you were actually flirting. She gave a little laugh when the blonde came back and brushed her hair behind her ear once again, this time trying to convey cute rather than murderous rage. You know, like she normally did.
“I’ve dealt with bigger egos. Ever met Tony Stark?” she asked rhetorically as she walked into the office, mind still on the cute secretary even as she introduced herself to the media mogul. A few minutes of talking, gesturing, and promises of exclusive coverage and assurances that yes, she was that Annie Parker, and yes, Peter Parker was her father, and she had finally set up the interview that she had been trying for weeks to obtain. A handshake later and she was back outside, flashing a smile to that sugar-sweet secretary that had been on her mind through the entire interview.
“So, uh, I hate to admit it, but I do not know my way around this city, and I’m looking to celebrate. You think maybe after you get off, you could show me around? After all, nothing like a native to show you the best spots in any city.”
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Annie allowed herself a little smile before she got up, walked over to the other woman, sat down in her lap and put on her best, cutest puppy dog eyes before leaning in and whispering, “Please, miss? I’ve been awfully naughty today.”
“trust me, you don’t suck in bed.”
“Now that, I do know. But how about you get over here and remind me, huh?”
Annie is in a mood and its sinday so like for a nsfw starter <3
I want to see what NSFW headcanons you have for my character. Go on anon if you’d like. Be as graphic or as vague as you want. If I like it, I’ll accept it.
weird. am i the only one creeped out here? where is everyone?
“I don’t know, but this isn’t right. Something’s wrong.”
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‘ don’t take it personally,____. he doesn’t trust anyone. ’ ‘ whoa! where have you been all my life? ’ ‘ pinch me, i must be dreaming. ’ ‘ this is just too weird. ’ ‘ i’ve seen stranger things.’ ‘ uh, what’s plan b? ’ ‘ are you always so eager to fight? ’ ‘ do I sense fear? ’ ‘ you have no idea how corny that sounds. ’ ‘ i’m not really a people person. but, when you need help - and you will - call me. ’ ‘ aren’t you gonna thank me? ’ ‘ will you show some dignity for once in your life? ’ ‘ you can’t scare me, ____. ’ ‘ well, i’m off to avenge your deaths. ’ ‘ i suppose this is a bad time to say I told you so. ’ ‘ i’m used to being thanked when I save someone. ’ ‘ which might explain why you can’t get a date. ’ ‘ oh, ___, i’m hurt! how could you have this little party without inviting me? ’ ‘ oooh, this must be the part where I get so scared, I spill my guts. ’ ‘ and now I’m a freak. ’ ‘ what did you ever see in him? ’ ‘ i can’t think - i’m tired and hungry… ’ ‘ hey, we’ve both got a martian’s phone number on our speed dial. i think i deserve the benefit of the doubt here. ’ ‘ weird. am i the only one creeped out here? where is everyone? ’ ‘ you watch too many movies. ’ ‘ guess you’re not as dumb as you look. ’ ‘ this calls for a little travelling music. ’ ‘ and i thought ____ was creepy. ’ ‘ i, uh, only read it for the articles. ’ ‘ you stupid, ignorant, pathetic excuses for heroes! ’ ‘ do you think I care? ’ ‘ well, aren’t you a ray of sunshine? ’ ‘ as far as I’m concerned, this mission’s over. ’ ‘ i know, i scare a lot of people. ’ ‘ sorry, but my identity’s a secret. chicks dig that whole “man of mystery” thing. ’ ‘ whose hand is that? ’ ‘ you think you can kill me? you’re welcome to try. ’ ‘ I had to fix my hair. ’ ‘ i don’t have to do anything. ’ ‘ you stupid little man. ’ ‘ and they say i’m scary. ’ ‘ i’m so dead… ’ ‘ i, uh… hey! how’d you like a snack? ’ ‘ and do people really talk so much when they fight? ’ ‘ i’m surprised to see you here. from what I’ve heard, this isn’t really your sort of affair. ’ ‘ i do my best work in the dark. ’ ‘ and what’s wrong with the way i dress?! ’ ‘ i think i need some mouth-to-mouth. ’ ‘ you’re always bad cop. ’
Aw, man, now this just wasn’t fair. Babs was just sitting there, hair tied up in a bun, those cute glasses on her face, looking so smug and self-satisfied, Annie had absolutely no choice in what she had to do next. She leaned forward and pressed her lips against Barbra’s, pushing her back down to the bed as she intensified the makeout, noticing that she didn’t really encounter much resistance.
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“’Kay, ‘m willing to say it: I admire you. You’re pretty cool and your powers are too. But yeah, if you could enlighten me as to why you need an actual guinea pig shifter to get your big plans to succeed, that’d be ace,” Magenta drawled. “’Cause right now, I ain’t seein’ the big picture. A little help would go a long way.”
“Because, Magenta, I might be good, but I’m not good enough to sneak into this place undetected. Every square inch of this place is rigged with a security system--pressure plates, lasers, dogs, the works. But they’re all calibrated for humans. Your guinea pig thing? It’s perfect for this,” she insisted, pointing down at the schematics of the HYDRA base.
“You just sneak in, grab the schematics, upload the virus, and sneak back out. I’ll handle mop-up, and you get to be the hero of the hour.”