Nimble-Cannibal

Trash Bird is strong

I can’t stop thinking about that one post

This post is asthmaphobic

THIS^^^

This vine has been playing on repeat in my mind all weekend

I'm scared

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

*slams reblog*

Klezmer dolphins.

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

The one dancing and flailing at the end

Beautiful Bengal Cat Suki Adds Magic With Her Dazzling Sea Blue Eyes Against Nature

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that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE

i’m gonna

this is not okay

UM

i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS

so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

my body is ready

I got 100 potatoes

seriously though, i didn’t think it would happen. it did. i don’t know how to feel about this…

maybe it’ll be nice to get something in my ask box for once…

WTF I REBLOGGED THIS AND TWO MINUTES LATER I GOT TEN “flipflop"S IN MY ASK WHAT THIS IS GREAT

WAIT WTF IS GOING ON SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!!

It’s real!!

I’m laughing so hard

I’m ready fight me

I still wont get shit I’m not afraid

last time i got apple lmao

I GOT CREAMPIE IN MY INBOX WTF

I literally fucking reblogged this not that long ago just because I thought it was funny and got 5 anonymous messages with just root beer. This post is one post that I can confirm fucking works!

Meh, it might be interesting to see what happens. I’ll reblog this, feed the cats, eat breakfast, and then we’ll see what’s up when I get back.

im kind of scared

GUYS GUYS GUYS

@bubblegumdrop1 explain 

I ready.

I’m ready

i dont know what i was expecting, but not this… xDD

This won’t work but whatever you gotta try

Holy fuck it worked

What the….. I don’t even like quinoa

this isn’t gonna work wtf it never works for me

@avengingdemons

Remember this?  Our origin story?

Mm

Idk abt this m8

the last time i reblogged this i got WINDOW in my inbox 19 times

I love these posts for the stories even tho they never work xD

IT WORKED VERY LATE BUT I’LL TAKE IT

Experiment time! Leggo.

I got like 10 asks saying butts omg

Oh god

these posts never work for me but maybe itll work for my followers

And now we wait

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

Remembering Genndy Tartakovsky’s Clone Wars. Acrylic background paintings by talented Scott Wills.

For a while looking at these I thought “This looks like Samurai Jack, those were really cool backgrounds”  And then I checked and it’s the same guy!

EM juste après :

Oh but it gets better, look! :

Language-based cheeky trolling is my fave kind of trolling…