in the house like carpet

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

you’re very special to me *gives you this*

take them i have plenty more

It's Diagonally Spinning Rat Saturday, Babey

IT'S DIAGONALLY SPINNING NEIL THE RAT SATURDAY, BABEY

humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time

Was encouraged by Tulli to post some of my original work here today for portfolio day. Besides GG20s, I'm also developing a cyberpunk story about a rookie cyborg boxer in an alternate 2001 Los Angeles in the style of late-90s anime.

I also have a side project, developing a video game idea on exploring the Pacific ocean and speculative marine sciences.

Also some posters I've done, including a piece I made for The Lovers.

Can we talk about how that was the perfect cross-cultural example? I was like "oh this sounds so pleasant, how is it-" then Pumped Up Kicks came on and i was like "oh. Oh yeah okay."

I don’t think I have the chops for D&D or other tabletop RPGs but I could make a good DM’s assistant. I don’t play the game but I sit and listen and then after the session the DM can ask me for ideas.

and I am in character as the king’s most trusted advisor the whole time

I could say things like “yes, my liege, most clever, my liege” and keep notes for the DM and maybe supply a few character voices. and serve everyone very sinister tea.

No. I’m not looking for any words. Dungeon Mentat suits me just fine.

I believe he rolled a 3,my lord... He does this to spite you...

Honestly, I wish this were normalized specifically because it would act as a sort of apprenticeship for folks who'd like to one day be dungeonmasters but don't want to jump into the deepend. The experienced dm doing the mentoring likewise gets to offload some of the busywork of running/prepping the game onto someone who needs the practice. I know I'd love someone to workshop ideas with, as well as help pad out my adventures/dungeons with 10-20% more encounters.

This is to say nothing of how great it is to just have someone around to talk to about your game. DMing is a lonely art, especially when you have longterm plans that may take weeks or months to manifest.

official fish post

saying “visual style because,” for example, if you would swap your current wardrobe for an identical, ethically made counterpart, there would be no visible change

Kait Rokowsky || Mary Shelley, Frankenstein || @hopepunk-humanity || Jenny Slate, Little Weirds || Intricate Explorer || Melissa Broder, Problem Area || Kerri Maniscalco, Kingdom of the Wicked || Louise Eldritch, The King of the Owls || Stephanie Foo, What My Bones Know || Damir Omerović || David Leviathan, How They Met and Other Stories || Ariana Reines, The Cow || Anaís C., Am I Good? || Okechukwu Nzelu, Here Again Now || Max Muselmann || Fernando Pessoa, I See Boats Moving || Mary Maclane, I Await the Devil's Coming || Jhumpa Lahiri, Whereabouts || Mary Oliver, Spring || Jordan Steranka Tathlyn Auvrynval: On Endurance, Defending, and Being Made A Weapon

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE