My favourite example of the domino effect

Allow me to explain:

WAIT WHAT

@almostabeauty​ ???

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

RuPaul thinks he has the most power in the drag communities but the Boulet Brothers just had the queens perform a floorshow to Shoes by Kelly and honestly drag race could never have that much fucking nerve

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

I got somethins to say

i already fED you

IRRELEVANT

@chibisquirt​

“Who do you think will continue this place, this life? Do you plan to live forever? It is in them that our future lies, it is in Ivy and Lucius that this way of life will continue. Yes I have risked, I hope I am always able to risk everything for the just and right cause. If we did not make this decision, we could never again call ourselves innocent, and that in the end is what we have protected here, innocence! That I’m not ready to give up.” The Village (2004) dir. M. Night Shyamalan

Absolutely LOST in the sauce

So sorry to become someone who steals tweets but this is so funny

You absolutely forgot “The Narnia Chronicles: The Wardrobe of Lions and Witches” the subtitle and colon are essential

The Narnia Chronicles: 

Book 1: The Wardrobe of Lions & Witches

Book “1.5″: A Tale of Boys and Horses (special e-book novella)

Book 2: A Song of Princes and Ruins

Book 3: The Voyage

Book 4: The Chair of Silver & Darkness

Prequel (for some reason): The Book of Rings and Magicians

Book 5: The Last Battle (volume 1), The Last Battle (volume 2)

Thanks! I fucking hate it,

The jokes write themselves