it’s so weird not being friends with people that used to be really important to u like u never stop being reminded of them bc their personalities and sense of humor and so many little details about them will always be in ur brain like u could see something in a store and think “they would like that” or watch a video and think “they would think this is funny” or even just the most random shit will make u think of them and it’s such a weird feeling
The Magicians + Brooklyn Nine Nine
The Magicians S3 (2018) | Teeth (2007)
The Magicians + Brooklyn Nine Nine
–Lev Grossman, The Magician King
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Do as Neil says, not as I do…
The Magicians + Brooklyn Nine Nine
Operation: Seduce Birthday Boy
by thoughtsappear
It’s Quentin’s birthday and Eliot decides he needs to relax by any means necessary.
Words: 4562, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: The Magicians (TV)
- Rating: Explicit
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: M/M
- Characters: Quentin Coldwater, Eliot Waugh, Margo Hanson
- Relationships: Quentin Coldwater/Eliot Waugh
- Additional Tags: Birthday, Birthday Cake, Massage, Blow Jobs, Allergies, Fluff
read it on the AO3 at http://archiveofourown.org/works/19887139
I wrote this!
just another day with the coldwaughters
inspired by @impossibletruths’ post
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What is a quality or feature you have that you /always/ end up projecting onto your OCs?
someone who doesn’t know shit about good omens please explain this image
Dramatic gay goth dares god to smite him down because of minor inconvenience whilst English major sophisticated gay husband and their children look on.
Excuse me they said someone who didn’t know shit about good omens
i don’t know who’s gonna read this, but if you’re in the middle of a story and you’re stuck, or you’re having trouble finding motiviation to write, remember that one paragraph is still progress! one sentence is still progress! heck, even one word is better than nothing. just write something. one small step forward still counts as moving.
when the bf is a farmer
a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore
by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore
- never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
- find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
- talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
- picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
- if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.
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That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.
Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining
This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.
Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes
Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”
Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”
When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?
And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking
This is so important
I’ve been trying to replace my suicidal ideation at least out loud with “I S2G IM GONNA MOVE TO ALASKA AND BE A MUSK OX FARMER” and that helps