Trash

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

[ancient egyptian dude sees another dude painting hieroglyphics] oh man you made anubis look super hot, are you open for commissions

Roman mosaic floor discovered under a vineyard in Negrar di Valpolicella, Veneto.

#something about this really gets to me #how if you get enough dirt on your floor it just becomes the ground #and eventually someone is trying to farm in your living room

someone:  do you speak french

me:  I have seen a few scenes of that candlestick speaking in beauty and the beast

201121 ♡ life goes on min suga

everything ur white ‘gender defying’ male fave has done prince did with more style nd in bigger heels

Bad practical effects >>>>> bad cgi

Give me a dude in a rubber suit or give me death

You know what's even better than bad practical effects? Good practical effects

Me looking at bad cgi: hm. Fake

Me looking at bad practical effects: ohohoho hehehoohoo fuck yeah

Me looking at good practical effects: This Is The Coolest Shit I've Seen In My Life

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

a total power move

When your legs don’t work like they used to before

that’s my emotional support yoongi

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it a thousand more times: No piece of dystopian fiction has ever been a prediction of the future. They are observations and criticisms of the present. 

“Wooow! How did Orwell predict the surveillance state so well in 1984??” 

He didn’t. He was making an observation of the surveillance state that already existed in his present, and exaggerated it to make the metaphor obvious.

Learning and discussing these works in terms of them being predictions and having test questions like “do you think his prediction came true?” is not only pointless, but actively counterintuitive. When you frame these works as being ‘people from the past knew that the future would be terrible’ you shift the entire perspective to one of some kind of nostalgia for a past that didn’t exist. 

These author’s aren’t oracles. They’re satirists. Their predictions ‘come true’ because they were already true when they wrote them. 

reposting bc op was flagged by shinigami eyes and this is important

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

hey mum can you proofread my sexts