Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

Meka and BT 4 evah

That’s friggin adorable

(styx had yet to remove the meme database) She’s just my side ho, monarchs my main bih

*loud facepalm noise from jack*

I think that “gay” is literally the worst insult. And by worst I mean it isn’t good at being insulting. The word has two meanings, so by calling someone/something gay you’re either saying they’re happy, or they’re homosexual, and despite popular opinion neither of those are bad things.

Trying to give subtle hints about your sexuality to your family like

Favorite Things To Do After Top Surgery

-Sleep shirtless -Work out -Build my chest muscles -Run -Walk around in my underwear -Stand up straight -Shirtless selfies -Buying new shirts (that I wear 40% of my day) -Tank tops and douchebag shirts -Massage my scars -Put lotion on my nips -Look at myself in the mirror -Sending shirtless selfies to friends/family -Change in the locker room -Show off the progress I’ve made on my body -Hugging people -When someone playfully hits my chest or puts their hands on it -Smiling

Gentle reminder

If you’re a gay guy and you fall for a not guy, that’s fine. If you’re a lesbian and you fall for a not girl, that’s fine. If you’re asexual and you experience sexual attraction, that’s fine. If you’re bi - or pansexual and you mainly fall for one particular gender, that’s fine.

It’s just a label. Things can change, maybe they’re short-term, maybe they’re permanent. Who cares.

this is the Trans Toad of gender euphoria, ready to lay the smackdown on ur bad dysphoric feels and bless you with a smooch. painting request from the stream today! thanks to everyone who came and kept me company!

I’m unable to hold vigil tonight home in Orlando with my family and friends so I did all I could do: Make art. To all of my fellow Orlando LGBT+ family, and those elsewhere, I love you all. Let’s hold fast and stay strong in these tough times. In a world filled with such hate, let’s show that love will always win.

┏┓ in this house ┃┃╱╲ we respect ┃╱╱╲╲  that not everybody ╱╱╭╮╲╲  is cis or straight ▔▏┗┛▕▔     and that’s ok ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲   ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

Just wanted to share this coming out story from a guy I saw on First Dates. He came out to his dad when he was 20, and then his mum when he was 21, after trying very hard to hide that part of himself and never really discussing anything like that in their household. Hearing his mother’s response after he explained all that was really gratifying. To all Muslim LGBT+ people, I hope you find acceptance and love around you, you deserve it <3

hey can people please stop saying this game is made exclusively by straight people now?

REAL QUICK WHAT THE FUCK

us: hey tumblr can you like do something about the thousands of pornbots lol

tumblr, unveiling “safe mode” and forcibly blocking any posts having to do with being gay while blocking other random harmless posts but leaving the pornbots untouched:

the evil has been defeated

me @ Quintessa: ok Ms. “Maker”/”Creator”/“Prime of Life” (if that’s who you really are), if you’re so powerful then why don’t you just make 10000000000000000000000 copies of Optimus Prime, hm??? HM????????? ‘cause i sure would like one for a husband!