i promise i'm not a werewolf

“ and I never think of him. ”

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IT'S BEAUTIFUL I LOVE YOU SERPZIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

the smuckling smumbler

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Reblog if sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire.

Artist: Mori Tessan Date: early 1800′s Origin: Japan Medium: hanging scroll; ink and light color on paper Size: 103 x 42 cm (40 9/16 x 16 9/16 in.) Source: Museum of Fine Arts Boston

It’s apparently been fucken wimdy for centuries.

The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

Andrew Garfield for Audible UK

One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.

Via @nasa-official

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "this is a valuable exploration of intimacy and vulnerability that we’re conditioned to recognize only in romantic relationships but that can exist platonically as well" way

" tell me I've got it wrong somehow. "

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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

reblog this and boop the person you're reblogged it from

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

Happy April Fools Day

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)