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oh my god they were classmates
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do they expect me to stop him somehow?
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The person next to me in the train station is eating dicks and it smells so damn good
Wait wait fuck goddamn, dicks is a burger brand, there is not a woman giving head right next to me, she is eating fries and I’m hungry for FRIES
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Anonymous asked:
Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful
men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars
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"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either
ok its literally this
this is why, when someone tells me "there are only two sexes, it's basic biology!" my favorite response is to ask "what, you never made it to advanced biology?" like don't load the gun and then hand it to me lmao
you. yes. you get it
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HAPPY 23RD ANNIVERSARY, GORILLAZ SELF TITLED!!
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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly
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Anonymous asked:
My gender is nothing exciting; I’d just describe it as “woman, but slightly to the left”.
All women should be to the left, comrade! Proletarii vsekh stran, soyedinyaytes!
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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
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“Trump is like Hitler so you have to vote for me while I fund genocide don’t you want to stop Trump’s fascism??? :(“ candidate is cool with hanging out with a literal fascist
Okay, Democrats may not be perfect, but they are much, much better than what Trump and his crew are trying to do. Besides, Italy is still a civil society, and Meloni still has plenty of constraints on her power, even if she is, as you say, fascist.
what a crazy ass thing to say
I found a pseudoscorpion for the first time the other day and it was so tiny!!
today the guitar I ordered arrived and I can't wait to start learning to play it tomorrow
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I know absolutely nothing about Signalis other than it suddenly popped up within the last few weeks and telling by tags people used that it's a game, and looking at all this fanart and fanimations one could think it's like some cute gay romance game on a space station or whatever
but I've also been on the internet long enough to know that if I actually check the game out it's not going to be happy gay space station romancing stuff. there's going to be like super tragic shit and stuff, isn't there?
@smeghenegham Given it's a survival horror game, you're not far off the mark (though I have not played it yet, so the gay stuff is definitely not out-of-nowhere but I don't know how prevalent it all is)
DAMN IT I KNEW IT
WHAT AM I GOING TO FIND WHEN CHECKING IT OUT?? HUH??
I know absolutely nothing about Signalis other than it suddenly popped up within the last few weeks and telling by tags people used that it's a game, and looking at all this fanart and fanimations one could think it's like some cute gay romance game on a space station or whatever
but I've also been on the internet long enough to know that if I actually check the game out it's not going to be happy gay space station romancing stuff. there's going to be like super tragic shit and stuff, isn't there?
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"humans are naturally selfish and evil" factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,
I got a lot of attention from strangers today and now I'm suspicious as fuck