Luke at NYFW 2019 (x)

wait what

the Cullens would have to stop going to high school bc gen z is too powerful and would sniff out their obviously bizarre immortal energy in seconds like bloodhounds and expose them as literal vampires within days

like I’m barely gen z but these teenagers are on a totally different level of unhinged funny I’ve seen their tik toks. the Cullens literally don’t stand a chance they’re just gonna have to settle one day for a small school where everyone acknowledges that those are the vampire kids. and they all agree to just not tell anyone like the crowd in the Hannah Montana movie.

Edward Cullen getting bullied by gen Z'ers in the hallways being called “sucker” because he rambled on for 30 minutes in history class about world war one until someone snapped said “ok we get it Nosferatu you were there and fucked Ferdinand himself”

Halsey + art she created on camera

And then I’ll be on my way

L U K E

IG credit to shotbyorion

i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

The feedback bit is inspired.

Keegan Michael Key’s quick thinking to get involved was GENIUS.

ARE YOU KIDDING MY HEART

when the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

oh this is absolutely the wrong gif

WHEN the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

MICHAEL PLAYING SK8TR BOI WITH AVRIL LAVIGNE 

liviatsang: Made a new friend! Thank you for coming in @lukehemmings! @5sos

okay but men really don’t deserve girlfriends

lukehemmings: Captain shiny pants

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

once i figure out how to pull off ‘feminine dad’ it’s over for you bitches

blackhole gay? heck yeah

20s punk

I mean idk what that is but you’d better bet your ass I’m down for it.

Golf emo

Yall

What would this look like

Priest demon. Is this unholyverse?