i don't know your dad's name and that's your fault

"Television: it never lies. It never dies. AND IT KNOWS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW."

[Retro commission for @modmad ]

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LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT

tumblr for wasps would be crazy. Reblog would be called rebuzz . And the notes would be so so tiny

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fuck yes a yummy flower for me

#meals

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Hi waspblr! anybody else just loooves building huge nests out of paper?

🐝 pointyqueen Follow

OMG yesssss!!!!! 😊 I make them so so big

🐝 muddauber-unlimited Follow

Paper is for cucks. Use clay instead

🐝 pointyqueen Follow

Ummmm. Kill your self ?

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Hope nobody notices I’m not a real wasp lol

#idk if hymenopteroids think im problematic or whatever lmao #birds think I’m inedible and that’s all that matters

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🐝 yellowjacket03 Follow

time to drown myself in some guy’s drink

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🐝 parasit-butch Follow

I like to lay my eggs inside a caterpillar so that the babies will have something to snack on 👍

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Hey! What the fuck is your problem

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🐝 stingerrr Follow

POOL WATER!!!!!!!!!!!

#what the fuzz how did this get so popular #stop rebuzzing it

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🐝 worlds-loudest-beast Follow

*loud buzz*

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🐝 war-colors Follow

Ummmm why did a bird just try to eat me 🤨 do my yellow and black stripes and clearly sharp ovipositor mean nothing to you

BATESIAN MIMICRY SUPPORTERS DNI

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Just found a bee nest! Hooray! Let’s get this bread!

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So hot in here

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🐝 the-long-fucker Follow

guess how long my abdomen is

#no matter what number you say you’ll be wrong

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🐝 waspmomma Follow

Girl help my children are so nutritious how do I defend myself from large predators such as mammals

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just stab them with your ass OP

🐝 waspmomma Follow

Thank you for the advice!!

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AUUUUUUGH

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better

I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork

this grave keeper edible aint shit

who gors there ,

vaegon by far funniest historical targ. jaehaerys voice what do you mean you aren’t attracted to your sisters. what are you fucking gay

Truly love the number of people I've met that have been like "Well I went to a Catholic school as a kid, which is to say I'm not Catholic" like damn Catholic schools really out here doing the exact opposite of missionary work.

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

girl it's a single sentence

need you to be not so toughies on me.

i want to thank you both for turning my biggest wording fumble where i clumsily said mining dwarfer instead of dwarven miner into a post i chuckle at whenever it comes across my dash

hold on i'm busy i'll have to check what you said in a minute

finally read this. would not have reblogged!

Twenty years ago, February 15th, 2004, I got married for the first time.

It was twenty years earlier than I ever expected to.

To celebrate/comemorate the date, I'm sitting down to write out everything I remember as I remember it. No checking all the pictures I took or all the times I've written about this before. I'm not going to turn to my husband (of twenty years, how the f'ing hell) to remember a detail for me.

This is not a 100% accurate recounting of that first wild weekend in San Francisco. But it -is- a 100% accurate recounting of how I remember it today, twenty years after the fact.

Join me below, if you would.

Saturn Devouring His Son if it were a Draw The Squad meme from 2014

Friends at the Table is so good.

Trying to use an in-game ability that allows a player character to impact or influence others by using their true name, players get tangled up in a lengthy discussion of what a true name even is, especially in the context of Twilight Mirage’s complex worldbuilding regarding names, ranks and titles, and Austin suddenly goes:

“Maybe we should think about “true’ in a non-exclusive sense. Which is to say, my true name is– is Austin Walker. My true name is also when my dad picked me up and threw me in the air and said, “My boy!” That’s a true name for me.”

Holy shit. This is a guy who understands magic. Now I know what some of my true names are, and understand how they could be used to devastate me.