Marin: Be in the moment.
Seiya: I am in the moment! It's a terrible moment!
Saga: Aiolia is a really nice young man.
Aiolos: Thanks.
Saga: You must have been a teenager when you had him.
Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Ikki, with Shun and Hyoga behind him: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes... three.
Ikki: Oh my God- what the fuck?!
Police: Wha-
Ikki: SEIYA FUCKING FELL OFF
Aphrodite: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
Camus: Do not do that.
Aphrodite: You won't even notice!
Milo, entering: Aphrodite, you wanted to see me again?
Aphrodite: Camus is single
Camus:
[plotting against Saga]
Seiya: Alright, here's what we're up to: steal his kidney, burn down his lair, replace his aloe tissues with regular tissues- thanks, Shun-
Shun: You're welcome.
Seiya: -leave a cat in his cedar closet. Note: he would have to own a cedar closet. Uh, sneak into his house and burn popcorn in the microwave. Thank you again, Shun. And last on the list, Saori-san asked for mashed potatoes, so I wrote that down.
Seiya:
Seiya: Any other ideas?
Dohko: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Shion: Alright, what's 30x17?
Dohko: 47
Shion: That's not even close.
Dohko: But it was fast.
Shura: Interesting. The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.
Camus: I would say infinitesimally.
Milo: Yes, and I would say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
Seiya: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Hyoga, sighing: Ikki...
Ikki: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.
Shun, wiping away a tear: So inspirational.
Seiya: This is all your fault, Saga! I'm gonna pluck you out, melt you down, and make a fucking necklace!
Saga: Yeah, I probably deserve it...
Seiya: Oh wait, shit, you don't make this fun cause you're sad
Shun: Do you know what a narcissist is?
Aphrodite: Honestly, unless it has something to do with me, I don't really care.
Aiolos: You're a jerk person, Saga.
Aiolia: Hold up, lemme look up Saga's address in the yellow pages - oh it says here, "a garbage can".
Shion: Lemme look up Saga's phone number!
Shaka: Pope Shion is gonna slam you here in a second, Saga.
Shion: [laughing]
DeathMask: LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!
Mu: Get him! Get him, Pope Shion!
Shion: [still laughing, holds up a piece of paper that says "1-800-FART-NOW"]
Camus: That's right!
Milo: EAT THAT SHIT, SAGA!
Aldebaran: Now you're a fart! Pope Shion is right!
Seiya: Wait, silverfish are real? They're not just a Minecraft thing??
Seiya: Thank god skeletons don't exist IRL. That'd be fucked up if true.
Hyoga: Hey, Seiya?
Seiya: Hey! What's up?
Milo: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?
Aiolos: You don't say
Milo: Manslaughter. Literally the slaughter of man. Sounds brutal, doesn't it?
Aiolos: Heinous.
Milo: Yet it's the most acceptable form of murder.
Aiolos: So, do you think we should change the name?
Milo: Yes, I do... how about "Inadvertent Life-Ending"?
Aiolos: "Unintentional Snuff-Out"
Aiolia: How about "I Can't Believe It's Not Murder"?
Calvera: Do you like pears?
Kardia: Never took to pears. Always struck me as the weak-willed apple. You bite an apple, it fights back. Pears just go 'oh cool'.
Shaka, to DeathMask: If I were not a holy man, I would beat you senseless.
Deathmask: First of all, I would like to thank Shiryu for giving me 5 dollars. It wasn't necessary, but I appreciated it.
Hyoga: Why would you do that?
Shiryu: I thought he was homeless.
Police: What are your names?
Tenma: Don't tell him, Yato!
Police: [writing] Yato
Yato: Tenma, you're such a dumbass
Police: [writing] and Tenma