ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

that last paragraph only applies to Lake Superior, the northernmost Great Lake! to be fair though, Superior is bigger than all of the other Great Lakes combined.

and that's not to say that the other Great Lakes aren't equally dangerous! each of these things earned the 'Great' descriptor for a reason, and the only reason they aren't all classified as inland seas is because they're not salty.

Lake Michigan in particular is really good at creating waterlogged corpses and hiding them in weird places, and every single Great Lake is full of shipwrecks and ghost stories.

and you know what? 10/10 I would let these things eat me anyways.

be aware!

fun optional addition, LAKE SUPERIOR VS THE EAST COAST

you could drown an entire small country in this thing

via @p0tato-kn1shes

@bunjywunjy’s tags pass peer review too

the color of forgiveness

good content

this is somehow already a classic short video

This looks like it was shot in 2019 and 2006 all at once

Hehe the Odysseus evolution

Just noticed a place near me is selling a 32 oz charcoal lemonade. That’s a pretty big cup of undoing my antidepressants.

Like that’s the same size as a Big Gulp

so we're just not gonna have a national conversation about how Boeing killed one of their own employees to keep him from talking to the press

like we're really not gonna address the fact that he died of a "self inflicted head wound" literal hours after Boeings lawyers asked him to stay an extra day. We're not gonna speak on the fact that he told his family "if I die, it wasn't suicide " before he went to go testify. None of it huh

Oh? You haven't heard? I'm not surprised with how hard the media are parrying it

THAT TOO. LMFAOOO

A 2nd Boeing whistleblower has died of MRSA 🤨‼️

"uhhh Mormons don't actually believe that" I assure you their actual beliefs are even more absurd

Google "Mormon Bigfoot"

Alright I’ll google it

What.

I recommend y'all add #eurovision as a filtered tag, so that the tagged posts from the competition get less engagement and views

If you don't know how to do it, here's a step by step

Go to account settings

Scroll down to "content you see"

Add the various eurovision tags ex. "Eurovision" "Eurovision song contest" "Eurovision 2024" etc

And you're done ✅

bitches b like ‘hes my right hand man’ JUST SAY HES YOUR BEST FRIEND . SAY ITTTTTT

op have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?

op has reconsidered . youre right

Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth on the Internet

Hades 2 looking great

this video i found on pinterest kicks ass

What the fuck, thats dudes

An entity found alone in the Far Plane. The entity seems to do nothing in its environment except exist. Its relationship with the plant-like organisms that grow around it is currently unknown.

puppy snoopy

getting second hand embarrassment on the dash tonight

Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:

Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.

The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.

“British writer invents time travel and uses it on One Joke”