Witness the Sound of One Braincell Retching

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

gonth

wait

Japanese millenials were right about kewpie mayo though. It literally can enhance absolutely any savory food, just a tiny little dab of it that’d barely affect the nutritional value will make anything at all taste butterier and more delicious.

he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime

everyone who put a real non-fictional human man in the tags is going to prison except for the person who said william shatner

THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER dir. Taika Waititi

This tweet totally describes me

Just started imagining a Necromancer using their magic to create undead for the sole purpose of creating a musical number and they need back up dancers for their song solo.

Ah yes, the necromancer subclass: necrodancer

multiclassing in bard

“Didn’t threaten the lives of justices”? Fuck that bullshit.

Justice Blackmun, who wrote the Roe majority opinion, had a bullet shot through his living room window. This after years of receiving letters threatening his life. The bullet occurred right after he had received a particularly concerning letter, and was at the end of a year in which DC-area clinics had been subjected to seven bombings. Not threats, bombings.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1985/03/05/shot-fired-through-blackmuns-window/270a0516-2c7f-4c5e-9002-d017515a5131/

Oh, and Blackmun also was picketed regularly ever since the Roe decision was handed down.

Learn your history. Don’t let the Right re-write it.

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can i post this here (´･ω･`)?

how to make your effects extra special

Yeah so the Big Think is literally owned by big oil. They’re making shit up so people feel too exhausted to fight for any change. Ignore this kind of environmental nihilism, all it does it help the rich avoid change.

The fuck

Again.

why did i just witness my 13y/o brother trying to bottle flip a gallon of milk

how did it go?

he looks like icarus with his melted wings in a pool around him

my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH