person: hi-

me: thiago alcàntara is now a dad

Ronaldo celebrates with Ramos after scoring vs Atlético | May 2, 2017

i don’t uh…. como se dice….. give un Fuk

BRUH i’m dying

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

james lost in thought before the clasico

#*sing-song* filthy porn mouth. filthy porn mouth.

BVB at the airport

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??

Can you skip school tomorrow with the medical excuse of ‘this team is emotionally abusing me’? I’m asking for a friend

there are so many things i would like to say… but first of all i hate barça

me: why is my fave so underappreciated smh

other people: *start liking him*

me: