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Gaylord

@3wishesxoxo / 3wishesxoxo.tumblr.com

I may be smol but my dick isn't
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draumboosky

My buddy used to know this guy in high school that would watch porn before every wrestling match he was in. He didn’t beat the meat. Didn’t even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like half an hour.

He won almost every match.

Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a fuckin beast for like 15 minutes.

I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts.

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So I went and got a little eye dropper.. syringe thingy and went up to the hummingbird. It got scared cause it didn't know what it was and tired to fly. See when it flys it flys for a bit then goes down. It got tangled in some fur ( dog fur) and it was under one junk. I picked it up with it trying to warn me. Played it back onto the edge of the bowl and showed it how to drink from the dropper. The sibling flew back to the window it hit. It's so cute !! it flys with its little feet hanging down. The mama came up to the sibling and they went to some wires. They sat, the sibling went and repeatedly dived over the mom. The sibling seems to keep trying in on their sibling now. Pointing it with their beak. The mama seems to check up more on the sibling, it came and feed the little one twice earlier but now it hasn't. It's hot as hell out here too.

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So I stood up to get a drink and the sibling humming bird saw me and flew off over the tall bushes. The little one I saved watched me grab a drink from the refrigerator in my backyard. I walked up to it gently pet it and gave it some more water from the spoon that in the bowl. The little one is able to reach down and drink I've seen it do that. I believe it was trying to get some water from the empty water bottles this morning. I think that's how it got stuck, but we have a little water bowl out there for them.. they have so much to learn from their mama.

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BABY HUMMING SOS

So there has been a hummingbird nest at my house and yesterday the babies flew off with their mama. I was sad cause imma miss them but I know hummingbirds will reuse nests or other hummingbirds will use nest. Today I got up and decided to make waffles, toaster waffles, for breakfast when I heard this chirp sound. Something in my gut told me the bird needed help. My mom instincts lol. I waited and it went on for 15 minutes so I peaked off my back porch, where the now empty nest is. I saw the mama hummingbird flying around she was looking for the chirp. She flew off so I went out and looked around and I located that the noise was coming from this huge barrel of recyclables pressed against my garage. I went back in and the mother hummingbird went over to the area multiple times, she seemed relieved that she found the child that was in trouble but nervous because she didn't know how to help them. When she flew off I went out and peaked over the mountain of plastic. There I saw a tiny baby pressed Against the wall stuck between some water bottles. I carefully scooped them up and gave them some water. That seemed to help, the little one was so tired and scared. Fast forward to two hours (?) later and I'm sitting outside watching the mama feed her baby and fly off then come back and repeat. The baby I saved is currently sitting on the edge of the water bowl. It's sibling comes by, seeming somewhat confused. The little one is looking much better, just waiting till it has enough energy. I was recording a close up on my phone but the video is so long it turned off. My Friday will be spent waiting outside watching the little one until it flies off with its mama and sibling. The little one is no bigger than a match! I believe it's the runt of the two. I've been sitting so still that the other birds that come to drink from my dogs water bowl jump in surprise when I move. The sibling came to check in again. I hope the mama and sibling wait for this little one to regain strength. The sibling seems to be the better flyer, jerky movements and more carefree but it's only been flying for less then 24 hours. THE OTHER BABY HUMMING BIRD JUST GOT TRAPPED IN THE NET. RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES- OH okay... now it's sitting on the side, the mama is hovering over the sibling. The sibling is tiny as well but seems a tad bigger then the little one currently sitting on the bowl bowl. These little hummingbird babies will be the death of me. THE SIBLING JUST SMACHED INTO THE WINDOW THE MAMA WENT AFTER IT LIKE ' HONEY NO WAIT! THATS A-' * smack* '... window that's a window...' the sibling is now sitting on the edge of a trash can. I feel like the baby sitter. There is another adult hummingbird, I don't know if that's another female or the father. Both babies are in my close range.... let's see what happens next...

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Pornhub just launched a surprising new site
Well that was unexpected...
mashable.com|Cassie Murdoch
For a growing number of American kids, porn is their sex ed.  Now Pornhub is hoping to offer their audience some more formal lessons in how to be a healthy and happy sexual being.
On Wednesday, the massive adult entertainment destination took the somewhat surprising step of launching the “Pornhub Sexual Health Center.”  They’re hoping the free sub-site will become a go-to resource for some of their 70 million daily users on all manner of topics, including STIs, sexual safety and how to manage relationships.
They’ve chosen Dr. Laurie Betito, a renowned sex therapist, to direct the site and they’ll also be working with a number of doctors, therapists and other experts to offer advice and answer questions.  Corey Price, Pornhub’s Vice President, told Mashable, “Our goal is to provide our visitors with a site that has credible and insightful information, rather than have them scouring the internet.”
While it’s a database they’ll build up over time, a first look reveals they’ve started with the fundamentals — with answers to things like “Babies. Where do they come from?” and “Are there really three holes?”  These might seems almost laughably basic to adult consumers of hardcore porn, but there are a lot of young people for whom these are very real questions.
Price told Mashable they weren’t aiming the content specifically at beginners.  He said they simply want to appeal to “those who are looking for trustworthy sex tips and health advice provided by experts.”  But it seems like they realize this could prove to be an especially valuable resource for their younger audience, who most likely isn’t getting comprehensive (much less sex-positive) sex ed in schools.
There are, of course, plenty of online sexual health and education resources, but for many kids, landing on sites like Pornhub is already their way into learning about sex.  Porn can obviously teach you plenty about the basics and mechanics of intercourse, but there’s a whole range of other things — biology, health, consent, relating to intimate partners, just to name a few — that you won’t pick up from watching videos like “Big tits round asses” or “Sloppy throat games.”
So if they can slide their curious audience over to the PSHC while they’re already on the site, it could function as pretty useful one-stop shop for filling in the blanks left by spotty sex ed classes and the birds and bees talks given by often bewildered parents.

Neat!

Holy shit their section on trans people was actually really good and not what I expected from something hosted by a porn site! If they had a containing various sexualities and whatnot as well, they’ll definitely have a good resource on their hands!

when a god damn porn site has better information about trans health than most school systems

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hellkatsally

These dudes are fucking legit.  They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back.  And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”

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bebinn

The source is long, but so, so good. These men and women are available in 36 states, 24 hours a day to stand guard at home, in court, at school, even if the child has a nightmare. Many of them are survivors of childhood abuse as well, and know what it’s like to feel scared and alone.

In court that day, the judge asked the boy, “Are you afraid?” No, the boy said.
Pipes says the judge seemed surprised, and asked, “Why not?”
The boy glanced at Pipes and the other bikers sitting in the front row, two more standing on each side of the courtroom door, and told the judge, “Because my friends are scarier than he is.”

Actual tears.. hnngh

Show me more of people like this, world. I give up on humans too easily.

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groovypirate

where do i sign up for this,i want to be in this gang

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ultrafacts
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This is fucking amazing. It may be out of character for me to say this but rock on

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clatterbane

Bikers Against Child Abuse was founded in 1995 by a Native American child psychologist whose ride name is Chief, when he came across a young boy who had been subjected to extreme abuse and was too afraid to leave his house. He called the boy to reach out to him, but the only thing that seemed to interest the child was Chief’s bike. Soon, some 20 bikers went to the boy’s neighborhood and were able to draw him out of his house for the first time in weeks.

Chief’s thesis was that a child who has been abused by an adult can benefit psychologically from the presence of even more intimidating adults that they know are on their side. “When we tell a child they don’t have to be afraid, they believe us,” Arizona biker Pipes told azcentral.com. “When we tell them we will be there for them, they believe us.” ( Article)

More about BACA, from their site

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uriesays

My parents are a part of this organization and they are metal af

They go on runs to protect the child if they feel even the slightest threatened no matter where. If the child needs them to go on vacation with them, they do. Bikers come from across the nation to watch over and take shifts for these kids. And the best part is once you’re adopted into this family as a BACA kid, you’re always one. Even when you’re 40 and the perp gets released from jail, they’ll come meet with you and find your best options for avoiding the person and maintaining the life you’ve built for yourself. Once a BACA child, always a BACA child. In Florida, there’s 100% rate for identifying the perp based on the child’s testimony. Why? Because BACA stands with the child and supports the child so they feel comfortable enough to point out their attacker.

What’s better than a badass biker gang being on your side???

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kikithegirl

NATIVE AMERICAN CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST WHO IS A BIKER AND NAMED HIMSELF CHIEF HELL YES I’M HERE FOR THAT AND BIKERS BEING BAD ASS TO PROTECT KIDS. HELL YEAH.

it’s back! I will always reblog BACA

Damn good people.

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rowsdower-saves-us

I know they wouldn’t consider themselves such, but these people are freaking heroes and the world is a better place because of them. 

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racethewind10

Hey folks, it talks about this in the article but its not mentioned in this post, BACA is a 501 © (3) charity that depends in part on donations to help pay for stuff like gas for their bikes. If you want to help, consider donating. 

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drgaellon

@copperbadge You like posting about heroes, Sam. Seems like this would be up your alley.

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copperbadge

I love these folks! I’ve reblogged them before but it’s wonderful to see the donation information has been added. 

Guys, I am tearing up. I’m not a biker and not intimidating at all but holy shit do I support this wholeheartedly.

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sixpenceee

I hope you find peace in 2017

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halosydne

I hope you find courage and kindness in 2017

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thingsfacebookislike

Hope you find an impeached president in 2017

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primordialist

I hope your skin clears up and glows in 2017

I hope you watch awesome movies in 2017

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thanatos-nightshade

I hope you find the power of friendship and love in 2017

I hope you pass all your classes in 2017

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keeglah

I hope the career path you choose only leads to success in 2017

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anelegantoffense

I hope you find what you’re looking for in 2017

I hope you find tranquility in 2017

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mxke-y0u-mxne

I hope you do what makes you happy in 2017

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sxerocker168

I hope my health problems become cured in 2017

I hope everyone have very great sex this year and eat very good food

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chrissymaayy

I hope you put yourself first this year.

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a-beautiful-queen

I hope you find yourself this year

I hope you make amazing friends in 2017

I hope you laugh a lot in 2017

I hope your mental health improves in 2017

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sixpenceee

Baby stingrays and their little dancing legs! Baby stingrays do not have “legs” per-say. The appendages you see on a baby stingray that appear to be legs are actually modified fins located at their pelvis which is used for reproductive purposes called claspers. They do not lose these claspers as they are utilized in adulthood to mate. (Source)

Ravioli with smol feets and swimming wings

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sixpenceee

Exactly what I meant!

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dntgetmad

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭

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barelyfittingin

My guy 💪

This is so cute I love it

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bitchsides

one of my biggest fears is dying after i suck a dick…. like once i watched Law & Order SVU & this dead girl had just sucked dick and had a bunch of semen in her stomach….. if they found me dead with semen in my stomach my mom would kill herself just so she could meet me in hell and beat my ass

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hellnhonor

ok but what about dying while someone is sucking your dick ? It REALLY happened to a fucking PRESIDENT OF FRANCE, Felix FAURE (1841 - 1899) 

this fucker here

had a fucking attack while his mistress (it wasn’t his fucking wife imagine the scandal) was giving him surely the best blowjob he ever experienced and he died when he reached orgasm

His Mistress Marguerite Stenheil was soon after given a nickname who was also a pun “pompe funèbre” which usually mean mortician I think, but can be understood here as “mortal vacuum” okay I’ll never get over this fact I’m always fucking pissing myself 

google the shit if you don’t believe me

how do I know this ? oh freaking simple I just happen to share the same fucking surname as this classy dude

yeah

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST EDUCATIONAL AND HILARIOUS POST I’VE READ

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