What a wonderful kind of day

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

Cash Money takin’ over for the 99 to the 2000s….

Oh!

Has to be reblogged

Hit it on the NAIL!!!

Somebody had to say it 🤷🏿‍♀️

i cant breathe

When you were a newborn baby at the hospital you were in this room with all these other babies. where the fuck are they now ...

Art by Hector aka shitty watercolor

😭😭😭😭

@goddamnitshannon 🥺💕

Can someone please explain this ?!?!?!?

Straight violation.

Me.

@tarynel

What the fuck?

DEAD. 👏🏾 ASS! 👏🏾

why do this when there are a bunch of stock photo sites with free images you can use??!! wtf? this dude is about to get some money cause clearly they did this without his permission. 

when u lean ur head against the bus window

Are you fucking kidding to me?

This is...THE funniest thing ive seen all month i have not laughed this hard in so long

This little floof really said “so you’ve chosen: death”