Awww, who’s my little JPEG? Yeah? Yeah? Awww, so cute! Were the PNGS mean to you today..? They were!? Well, they ARE better than you.. but I still think you’re cute!

a gentleman so flat and boobless you could skip him across the water like a prized stone

Fridge update

I don’t know what little cat needs to hear this but. it is Not Dinner Time. you are not going to starve and it will be okay.

oh he's your 'right hand man'? for what, jerking you off?

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. 

The fact that I did not mention abortion anywhere in this post, yet the replies and reblogs are filled with Christians trying to “well actually” me and/or resorting to anti-choice insults is… telling, to say the least.

So you agree? Current US laws banning abortion are based on the religious convictions of a select few?

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

a gentleman so flat and boobless you could skip him across the water like a prized stone

The true enemies to lovers

Shoutout to all the queer folk in STEM. I doubt this is news to anyone but there's always a lot about theatre gays™ or how 'all' queer people's favourite subject at school was English. Here's to all the gays who CAN do maths, to all the queer scientists. I love been a queer in stem!

This man can’t be fixed. I can fuck him though. Maybe that will calm him down.

The neurodivergent urge to do this

me as a physics teacher asking my students what's the jughead paradox and failing them if they can't answer