TURN IT UP AND USE HEADPHONES

Just in case you guys didn’t know.

https://youtu.be/k-Pqi3oVFBA

who remembers this..

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STOP I USED TO WATCH THIS SO MUCH I WON’T LIE

It may be the end of

But that just mean it’s time for

Me

Shel Silverstein wanted to say something very wise. So he wrote a children’s book.

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

“Perry is strictly professional and also a platypus”

I love the fact that “professional” is the first reason and “platypus” is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.

“Yeah no I can’t fuck I’m on duty”.

Did you know that…?

1.Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him

2.Romance betweet animal/human isn’t frowned upon in the Dwampyverse

we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs

one of Doofenshmirtz’ dates ditched him for a whale

we are talking about a universe where this is canon

for god’s sake

Look, I’m not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although I’m very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????

It’s the ice cream machine,and her name is Carla

Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty call’s current nemesis become desirable for punching again. 

I thought Perry was with the Panda?

That’s a funny history actually.Peter the Panda is also dating his respective nemesis,he even got to met his parents

‘‘our boy is all grown up’‘ ‘‘why is he a panda bear’‘

had me crying

I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.

what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb

@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy’s law season 2 to know what’s going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ‘’Professor Time’’ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.

and he is trying to be a good guy now

also there’s 2 more time lines where he ends up good

1.Science teacher

2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)

this universe is big and vast and doesn’t end at Phineas and Ferb

Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesn’t mean it’s normal.

I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.

yeah..but you see..there’s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn’t have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you can’t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case

Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?

What the fuck became of my post

Also Doof is legally an Ocelot

Logan that only raises more questions on an already strange post

It’s canon. In the OWCA Files. Him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent.

What the FUCK

Yeah, in one part of his long, tragic backstory, he was abandon and raised by ocelots

I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing

@looney-mooney I agree with this vit there’s one thing, even if Perry has amazing deductive reasoning he has to at least fall to one trap. That’s just the law of nature.

@oceanic-panic-panic bold of you to assume that Perry doesn’t let himself get trapped on purpose at least 2/3 of the time. Perry always escapes the traps. And he always waits for Doofenshmirtz to finish monologuing before escaping from them. It’s part of their routine, something they both expect: Perry bursts in, gets trapped, patiently listens to doof’s rant of the day, escapes the trap, fights his nemesis, and blows up the Inator. Whenever this routine is broken, they work to maintain it anyway - I can think of at least like 3 instances where Perry purposefully, politely traps himself, and several more where Doofenshmirtz gets impatient and sets Perry free from the trap himself so they can fight.

Perry getting trapped isn’t a sign of some intellectual folley - it’s a sign of his incredible problem-solving skills that he can escape them so easily, and a sign of his social intelligence that he knows to politely wait until his nemesis is ready to stop venting and start fighting.

But why does Perry need to be trapped for his nemesis to vent? Easy. Doofenshmirtz is a victim of severe child abuse, and needs to feel as though he’s somewhat in control of the situation before allowing himself to be vulnerable. Perry being trapped makes him feel safe, and Perry catches on to this. It’s an intricate social dance that none of his coworkers have mastered, the ability to communicate with and accomidate for a villain with special needs. And though it takes the whole summer, they eventually don’t even need the traps, because Perry makes Heinz feel safe.

I freaking LOVE EVERY BIT OF THIS

SO much

Yo what if the reason the O.W.C.A. only has animal agents is because instead of being a crime fighting organization, it’s simply an elaborate therapy program to pair animals with “supervillains” who are actually just trauma victims, helping them to work through their issues whenever possible and containing their collateral damage whenever therapeutic techniques worth. After all, we already know from Peter the Panda and his nemesis that most of these villain/agent pairings wind up on some level of friendly terms, and in the case of Perry and Doof I’d imagine that Perry is the only one who has heard most of Doof’s assorted-levels-of-tragic backstories, given that not even his ex-wife believed that he was an evil scientist, and who’s going to know you better then the person/animal that you’re constantly sharing traumatic shit with AND by necessity has studied most of what’s known about you in order to try and predict what kind of bullshit you’ll be on today.

Tl,Dr; fuck Batman/Joker hero/villain discourse, the real intellectuals are on Doof/Perry hero/villain discourse

Does nobody else remember the time Perry helped Doof create an inator? That’s basically fanfiction but canon in my mind.

You meant the episode were Perry willingly took Doofenshmirtz’s hand and lead him out of his evil block?

and performed various activities

‘‘nope’‘

a trust fall

‘‘I’m flattered but no’‘

‘’I take a break while you do push-ups’’

‘‘That’s my guy’‘

and they HELD HANDS for no reason at all….???

Maeda Toshiie

kid bakugou 

And they were friends

Shuffle

First 10 songs that come up on shuffle, no skips

1. Guy Sebastian Battle scars

2. The Chainsmokers Roses

3. Charlie Puth We don’t talk anymore

4. Twenty-øne Piløts Kitchen Sink

5. Ne-Yo So sick

6. Twenty-øne Piløts Fake You Out

7. Linkin Park Figure 09

8. Ashestoashesjc (YouTuber, check him out like now) Someone Like You

9. Fullmetal alchemist brotherhood Opening 1 Again

10. Fall Out Boy Centuries

¡BONUS!

I have enough Twenty-øne Piløts songs to be Spotify.

I thought that on Halloween April would be Misty (Pokemon), while Raphael - Squirtle, because, well, he loves little turtles(in my headcanon he has a squirtle-squad!). Aaaand Chompy as Togepi. Cuz, you know. egg.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH MY GOD! MY LIFE! *BREATHE IN *LAUGH OUT

TWO TYPES OF LOVE

Fandom Blood: Trash addition

Friend: What are you doing?

Me:*sitting in the trash* Being trash.

Me:*continues to scroll on phone*

Friend: What are you looking at?

Me: …

Friend:*angrily* It better not be white haired Japanese anime boys!

Me: …*continues to scroll*

Friend: *snatches phone looks at screen* What have I told you about this obsess-

Me: *calmly* That’s not a white haired anime boy.

Friend: ?

Me: That is a gray haired Russian MAN! Get it straight, actually don’t get it straight! He’s GAY! AND HE IS MY PRECIOUS SON! BACK THE #$&@ OFF MY PROPERTY! IF YOU’RE NOT TRASH YOU WERE NOT MEANT TO BE HERE! NOW GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE AND LET TRASH BE TRASH! *Throws trash until they flee*

Me: I think I might have anger issues. . . . . . . . . . . . . Me: Nah it’s just the fandom blood.

Me:*happily continues to scroll through phone*