Natu’s Muses Masterlist
Alec Lightwood || Hodge Starkweather || Lucian Graymark || Dorothea Rollins
Derek Hale || Talia Hale || Laura Hale || Jennifer Blake
Camden Lahey || Derek Souza || Chloe Saunders || Elena Michaels
Clayton Danvers || Abaddon || Krissy Chambers || Paige Krasikeva
Paige Winterbourne || Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman || Winn Schott || Connor Lassiter
Risa Ward || Paul Spector || Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow || Sarah Manning || Jenna Hamilton
All found over on multifariouspersonas
PSA
I’ve put my Derek on my multimuse for a trial run in an attempt to revive his muse.
So its munday…hi.
ᴀɴ ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴜsᴇ
ғᴀɴᴅᴏᴍs ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇ﹕unwind, darkest powers, women of the otherworld/bitten, teen wolf, supernatural, shadowhunters, supergirl, the fall, awkward & MCU. ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ ɴᴀᴛᴜ ᴇsᴛ. 15.10.16
winn is so gay for superman, bless him
more texts for you bitches
ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE
LOVING TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day
SEXY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH
[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE
“then i’ll turn you in for murder.”
she’s kidding, completely, but people already fear her sometimes because she’s close to THE derek hale. only a few people know the real him, including her; so if he begins threatening the people she’s with ( if she’s ever with anyone ), no one will like her anymore. the blonde furrows her brows before letting out a disgusted scoff.
“yes derek, i used protection okay?? i’m not an idiot, and i’d rather not hear about the ‘birds and the bees’ from YOU.”
❝ Where’s your originality Eri? ❞
He knows she’s kidding, but it did sting a little. There was nothing nice about being arrested and accused of murder, even less so when you’re actually innocent. Though in fairness, he would do some damage to anyone who hurt her. Kill them, even. He’d do the same for anyone he’s close to.
❝ Good because I don’t want to have to give you the talk. I didn’t sign up for that. ❞
“Everyone knows that. We probably need to talk to Talia about that baby blanket though. She has fits if we wash it.” Her brows pull together in a frown, letting out a sigh. She’s supposed to be relaxing and that’s just not been happening recently. “I’m sorry. I’m kind of ruining this, aren’t I?” Breath escapes, running her hand through her hair before her fingers find his. “Derek I would never suggest a party without cake. This one will just so happen to be pink or blue depending on Baby.” Only the best since she’s insisting on throwing the party. It had seemed like fun. “How about just Baby. Because It is just unacceptable. Ugh. Fucking clowns.”
❝ You say that like she’s not going to take it off to college with her ❞ he scoffs, brows raising slightly. In truth, it was a bit excessive, but he couldn’t really say anything. He kept a stuffed animal with him wherever he went until he was 6. Talia has another year and a half before she gets to that stage. She’ll grow out of it eventually. With a frown, he shifts around, giving her a little more space. ❝ A little bit ❞ he murmurs, smirking as he leaned closer, kissing her cheek and lingering a moment. ❝ Baby it is ❞ he murmurs, fingers trailing along her back. ❝ Are you and baby going to lay down with me and cuddle now? Then I promise I’ll get something waxed later so you can laugh at me. ❞
100 Days of Teen Wolf
Day 64 → Favourite Derek Moment | Wolfs Bane - 1x09
“Um, Stiles? This… No fit.”
I am a lost boy from Neverland Usually hanging out with Peter Pan And when we’re bored, we play in the woods Always on the run from Captain Hook “Run, run, lost boy,” they say to me Away from all of reality
Neverland is home to lost boys like me And lost boys like me are free…
#KillerLook
was it worth it, after all?
I am a lost boy from Neverland Usually hanging out with Peter Pan And when we’re bored, we play in the woods Always on the run from Captain Hook “Run, run, lost boy,” they say to me Away from all of reality
Neverland is home to lost boys like me And lost boys like me are free…
“—-Jamie has nightmares sometimes, she could be awake. She better not avoid texting me because she think it’ll disturb us.” Alright, so, it seemed unlikely. They were gone if the kids needed them she’s pretty sure Laura would call her. She’s panicked about nothing, but this whole notion of being away is stressful. Which is defeating the purpose of this vacation. It’s a spa and a very nice one. “I don’t want to know! Before they’re born we’ll do a gender revel party, and that’s when I’ll find out. he room is still going to be green with a nature mural no matter what. Junior just feels to be leaning towards boy.” She sighs, relaxing against his side. “If we nap now we could be up all night.”
❝ I also know that Leda can’t sleep without her nightlight and Talia needs her baby blanket with her at all times ❞ he murmurs, brows raising slightly. ❝ I made sure they had both, and Jamie hasn’t had a bad dream in a while. If he does, Laura will call and we can be on the road in ten minutes. ❞ He really does wish she’d stop worrying. It was his job to worry, not hers. The stress was bad for the baby, and in all honesty, there was nothing to stress about..for once. ❝ Will there be cake at this gender reveal party? ❞ He doesn’t do parties and she knows it, but he’ll deal if there’s cake. He’s a glutton for a good Victoria Sponge. ❝ Fine, I won’t say Junior anymore. Your options are Gummybear or Jellybean because IT just makes me think of Clowns and Stephen King. ❞ He shudders at the thought. Clowns were just unnecessary. ❝ I think I’ll take my chances on that one. ❞