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hoo boy

@how-could-i-do-this / how-could-i-do-this.tumblr.com

Recently got back into writing fic, because it's never too late to sin!
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hamilton; a summary (part 2)

what'd i miss: ass hat kid arrives and it's a party
cabinet battle #1: chaos
take a break: dude fucking calm down
say no to this: they do the fuck
the room where it happens: salty kid is salty
schuyler defeated: salty kid makes other kid salty too
cabinet battle 2#: chaos a sequel
washington on your side: fuck hamilton
one last time: goodbye bitches i'm tired
i know him: fuck you part 3
the adams administration: salty kid gets salty again
we know: we go to prove you're a bad person only to be shown that you're an even worse person
hurricane: writey write wrote
the reynolds pamphlet: fuck hamilton a sequel
burn: fuck hamilton (again)
blow us all away: lil kid goes to do a thing and fails miserably
stay alive(reprise): fUcK
it's quiet uptown: everyone is emo
the election of 1800: there's chaos
your obedient servant: salty kids get salty at each other
best of wives and best of women: marriage
the world was wide enough: saLTY kID fuCKs uP
who lives, who died, who tells your story: SAD
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Hamilton on Chopped

Alex: I really should've added more paprika... no, that's too much now... but is it, though? I think it needs mor-sHIT IT ALL CAME OUT FUCK fuck no it's supposed to look like that yeah
John: Is that a turtle in the basket? Cause I'm not cookin a fuckin turtle, shit *pockets turtle, glances over to shoulder to evade producers* cmon joseph let's get outta here little pal
Hercules: *running by with a vat of bubbling oil* AHHHHHHHHH
Lafayette: Ah mon dieu, the smell of freshly baked garlic bread is more glorious than American independence and my ass in spandex
Burr: I'm using turnip in this casserole because it's time to- *glances at hand, squints* turn... up! Turn up! Oh, I get it, cause... yeah, John told me to fuckin say that.
James: Now, I remember my grandmother used to tell me two onions in a soup, not one, because despite the breath issue onions are very good for the immune system and taste splendid in a nice, homecooked southern me
Thomas: *twerks while stirring* mAC AND CHEESE with VaNiLlA IcE cReAm BITCHES!!!1!!1!
Washington: *visibly ill* None of you can cook why are you here
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1500 follower giveaway!!

i’ve been writing since i was ten or eleven years old, but it took me a long time to become comfortable with “publishing” my stuff for other people to read.  for as long as i’ve been doing this, i’ve never been accepted into such a supportive, loving, generous, friendly community as this one.  i write as stress relief and as a break from long work days/socializing, but you guys make me really, really love writing, and that’s a feeling i haven’t had in years.

i love and appreciate all 1500+ of you so, so much.  you make my days brighter.  every message, every reblog, every like, etc. means so much to me.

that being said!!  i want to thank you guys for reading and reviewing and sending me the most uplifting and motivational words!  (i’ve seriously met some of the most wonderful and kindest people in this fandom.)  

prizes are as follows:

  1. merch from either clipping. OR teerico valued at $40 or less + 3-part series of any pairing/character of your choosing (prompt/scenario/etc.)
  2. merch from either clipping. OR teerico valued at $20 or less + 2-part series of any pairing/character of your choosing (prompt/scenario/etc.)
  3. merch from either clipping. OR teerico valued at $15 or less + one-shot of any pairing/character of your choosing (prompt/scenario/etc.)

rules are:

  1. you must be following me (obvs)
  2. you can reblog more than once!!! seriously reblog to your heart’s content
  3. likes don’t count sorry :(
  4. you’ll need to be ok with me knowing your address to send you the prize!!  also if you live with your parents they’ll need to be ok with it!!
  5. you have until june 9th to reblog as many times as you want.  after i randomly pick and announce the winners, you’ll have 24 hours after that to claim your prize by messaging me!
  6. i cannot think of anything else idk i’m bad at this this is my first giveaway???  my b ya’ll i’ll add to this if i think of anything else

UPDATE (June 9, 2017)!!!!

not really an update, just wanted to let you guys know that the contest ends tonight!  any reblog after midnight U.S. Central Time won’t count!!!  sometime tomorrow I’ll pick and announce the winners!

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writing fanfic more like:

  • have I used that word recently *ctrl + f* shit
  • “are you still working on that fic?” last edited: 24th January 2005 “haha of course”
  • that feeling when someone comments
  • planning a fic down to the words you’ll use without anywhere to write it down and getting home and remembering none of it
  • it’s just a fic no one will care about inaccuracies *spends four hours researching a 2000-word one-shot*
  • grammar
  • *sees word in advert* yes that’s a good word I’ll remember that word *never uses word*
  • my last four fanfics are centred around this character and while it means their characterisation is perfect, people are yelling at me
  • “oh you write? can you name a character after me” “ummm”
  • is that a real word *red line appears* well why isn’t it
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