getting denied for top surgery after my cat sends a concise and compelling email to the doctor explaining that if she cant step on my tits 24/7 she might get bored or maybe even have to stand somewhere else

Reblog to make it die faster

This is so funny. Hey trans men, are you a big enough jackass to be a man? Have you been doing your diss-training? You know you'll never pass if you aren't calling your buddies sorry sacks of useless dog shit 12 times a MINUTE.

Tell me, Will, do you abandon your nature when your abandon your genitalia?

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fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

despite everything…

Happy first fingers in his ass sunday of 2023

it took us a hot minute but the badges are done. reblog to receive your badge

i need you guys to promise if bluechecks from twitter start coming over here and going Erm… What the eff is this? Peak online…. on regular silly posts, you have to give them the ol’ goatse.jpeg or poopdick.jpeg or just anything, anything at all, even if it costs you your life.

love when someone makes one of those fake censored posts and dozens of people fall for it completely disregarding the fact that anyone can easily just post this picture

can you post the pic again it got removed

DONT SEND THEM HERE

Unfortunately due to budget cuts we're now reduced to 3 members of staff and a mop we painted eyes on

FINE. Since everyone wants to know, the mops pronouns are he/him

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

Why would I want to leave this room the cheeses are in here

Anime has peaked.

When you spend all the money on the action scene

so whats the endgoal with all this scrolling down we're doing

rescue the plinko horse

Me when I reach the bottom of this hellsite:

@kitsune-kaos​

This is the post that made them ban #g¡rls.